1
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'Rivoli! Rivoli!
Rise and shine, alley scouts.'

2
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'Up and at 'em, on the double.'

3
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'Let's do our good deeds
for the day.'

4
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Hey, guys, here's Benny.

5
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Now the alley cat troop
is present and accounted for.

6
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Gee, guys, I don't know.

7
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Pretending to be alley scouts..

8
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- B., is that legal?
- Beats me, Benny.

9
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But when do we get
to sell the cookies?

10
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Those are girl scout
cookies, Brain.

11
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Somebody must've tied
a knot in his head.

12
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'Alright, alright.'

13
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Alley cats, attention!

14
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Way to go, troop.

15
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We got a whole day of good deeds
just waitin' to be done.

16
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- Can you handle it, fellas?
- 'You know it, T.C.'

17
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But what's with
the electrical appliance?

18
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Good question, Fancy, and
I quote the alley cat manual.

19
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"It's the early bird
that hits the fan."

20
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Now, a periscope.

21
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Aye aye, T.C.

22
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'30 degrees East,
60 North, zeroing in.'

23
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'And here comes our first
good deed of the day.'

24
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whoosh

25
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Well, what do you know,
a brand new hat.

26
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Who could it belong to?

27
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This is who, pussyfoot.

28
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T.C.'s the name.

29
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And doing good's our game.

30
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But don't feel obligated
to reward us, sir

31
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just because we're livin'
on the brink of poverty.

32
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'Thanks, T.C.'

33
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And here's a little advice
for you and your scouts.

34
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Get lost!

35
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Maybe we better
read the manual again, T.C.

36
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Told you we should be
selling cookies.

37
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Oh, if only I were
a Doberman Pinscher.

38
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Okay, troop, time to move out
and iron those merit badges.

39
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Now, how do we do it?

40
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Badges for bucks.

41
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Again!

42
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Badges for bucks!

43
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You got it, fellas,
and remember..

44
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...it's not just doin'
a good deed that counts

45
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it's what you get afterwards.

46
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"Rewards R Us."

47
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Yeah, but I got a problem, T.C.'

48
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I know, Brain,
that scholarship to MIT.

49
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It may not come through,
but there's always West Point.

50
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No, I mean I can't think
of any good deeds to do.

51
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'All the easy ones are taken.'

52
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You've lucked out, Brain.

53
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'What better good deed
than cleanin"

54
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'somebody's dirty windshield.'

55
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Yuck!

56
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One little criticism.

57
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Next time you clean a windshield
make sure there's a driver

58
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'sittin' behind it.'

59
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Gotcha!

60
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Oh, but what happens if their
windshields ain't really dirty?

61
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I knew you'd ask that.
You're on your own, alley scout.

62
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Be creative.

63
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Gee! T.C.'s not gonna like this.

64
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So far the only
good deed I've done

65
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is to buy myself
a carton of milk.

66
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Good deed number two.

67
00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:05,835
But I don't think
I'd better askhim for a reward.

68
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'A street person.
Just like myself.'

69
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Hi, ma'am.

70
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Alley scout, Benny the Ball,
at your service.

71
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- Anything I can do for you?
- Yeah, sonny.

72
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You can leave me alone, okay?

73
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Sure, ma'am. But first, let me
help you across the street.

74
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But I don't want to
cross the street.

75
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Oh! My cart!

76
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I'm terribly sorry.

77
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All I was doing was...

78
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Makin' a pest of yourself.

79
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Now will you please do me
a favor and help somebody else?

80
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Yes, ma'am,
and if there's anything more

81
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I can ever do for you..

82
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'Look out below!'

83
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Watch out, ma'am! Look out!

84
00:06:03,967 --> 00:06:05,134
Why..

85
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Why, you saved my life.

86
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No problem, ma'am.

87
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I ju-just hope you're alright.

88
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You're a credit to your uniform.
How can I ever thank you?

89
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Well, if our leader T.C. was
here he'd think of somethin'.

90
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But you bein' alive
is enough for me.

91
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Now, where is that?
It's very valuable.

92
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Gee, I couldn't
take a reward, ma'am.

93
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Really. Whatever it is,
keep it for yourself.

94
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Oh, here it is.
My memory book.

95
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You just write down your name
so I'll remember you as a hero.

96
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My pleasure, ma'am.

97
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How do you spell Rambo?

98
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It's just a little joke.

99
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Well, good luck, ma'am. I sure
hope things get better for you.

100
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Thanks, sonny.
You know what they say.

101
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Behind every silver cloud,
there's... a chauffeur.

102
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'Good afternoon,
Mrs. Vandergelt.'

103
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- Did you enjoy your shopping?
- Oh, thank you, James.

104
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One thing about disguising
myself as a bag lady

105
00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:09,568
you find out who
your friends really are.

106
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I'm just not feeling
like my old self, James.

107
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'Maybe my time has come.'

108
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'Besides,
people think I'm loony.'

109
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'Oh, not so, Mrs. Vandergelt.'

110
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'Eccentric perhaps,
but definitely not loony.'

111
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'Oh, good ol' Beverly Hills.'

112
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There's no place like home.

113
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I just wish my long-lost niece
was around to share it with me.

114
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Don't worry, Mrs. Vandergelt.

115
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One of these days,
she'll turn up.

116
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I really do miss you, Amy.

117
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'Wherever you are,
I hope you're happy.'

118
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I don't understand it.

119
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What have I done
to deserve this?

120
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You're holdin' up production,
little orphan Amy.

121
00:08:01,401 --> 00:08:03,700
Hey, how many times
have I told you?

122
00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,368
This is Beverly hills.

123
00:08:05,434 --> 00:08:07,767
We use only bottled water.
Now get some.

124
00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:11,401
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

125
00:08:11,468 --> 00:08:16,368
If this is Beverly Hills,
I'll take Detroit.

126
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Okay, okay, scouts,
bring in the good deeds.

127
00:08:28,901 --> 00:08:31,633
Easy, Chooch. Have more respect
for the uniform.

128
00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,201
Yeah, T.C.

129
00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:35,501
I was helpin' this little guy
change his tire

130
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when suddenly,
it rolled down the hill...

131
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Say no more.

132
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You've done your good deed.

133
00:08:41,801 --> 00:08:45,500
Let's just hope
the pawn shop takes retreads.

134
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Next!

135
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,134
What happened to you?

136
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D-don't tell me.
A good deed in a Laundromat.

137
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Except that I was
taking a nap in the dryer

138
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when this lady opened it
for her laundry.

139
00:09:00,301 --> 00:09:02,967
'You should've heard
the scream when she saw me.'

140
00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:05,734
I don't blame her.

141
00:09:13,268 --> 00:09:16,500
Now, all we have to do
is find a fence that handles..

142
00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:17,868
...long johns.

143
00:09:17,935 --> 00:09:21,134
While he's at it, maybe
Long John has a sister for me.

144
00:09:22,534 --> 00:09:24,900
'It's Miami Mice. Quick, Fancy.'

145
00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:28,567
Time to play wilderness.

146
00:09:38,068 --> 00:09:40,801
Your little windshield
washing scam is over.

147
00:09:40,868 --> 00:09:44,235
Sorry, T.C., he was
my first good deed.

148
00:09:44,302 --> 00:09:49,302
'I wonder, who could've given
him that bag of dirt.'

149
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:53,134
- You know what this means, T.C.
- Of course I do, Dibble.

150
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:55,601
It means that poor Brain here

151
00:09:55,668 --> 00:09:58,468
is still suffering from
a childhood affliction.

152
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- He is?
- 'Yeah, yeah. Shh, shh.'

153
00:10:00,402 --> 00:10:05,402
'Don't the spread the word,
but he's a terminal twit.'

154
00:10:07,201 --> 00:10:09,801
Thanks, T.C., I need that.

155
00:10:09,868 --> 00:10:11,801
'Hey, guys, guys, guess what?'

156
00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:13,801
You'll never believe
what happened.

157
00:10:13,868 --> 00:10:17,801
There was this poor old bag lady
and she left her bag behind...

158
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,634
Don't say any more, Benny,
until he reads you your rights.

159
00:10:20,701 --> 00:10:23,368
- Yeah, but I saved her life.
- Nice try, kid.

160
00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:26,468
The old "saved her life" trick.
He might buy it.

161
00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:28,868
No way! I've had it
with all of you.

162
00:10:28,935 --> 00:10:31,968
- You're gettin' a summons.
- Not a summons, Dibble.

163
00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:35,735
Come on, we're all buddies.
You know how we feel about you.

164
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:39,401
Yeah, and despite that,
we still don't deserve it.

165
00:10:39,468 --> 00:10:42,967
That's it. At last you guys
are gonna face the music.

166
00:10:45,634 --> 00:10:48,468
It's easy to say, Dibble, when
you're not from the streets.

167
00:10:48,534 --> 00:10:51,401
When you haven't had
to scrimp and save

168
00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:53,734
and scrounge for enough to eat.

169
00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,301
Do you know what it's like

170
00:10:55,368 --> 00:10:57,601
to wake up in the middle
of the night

171
00:10:57,668 --> 00:11:00,267
with an empty stomach
and you're all out of..

172
00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:03,201
'...chopped liver?'

173
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:07,267
And you're
all out of luck, T.C.

174
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:12,334
Call me agent, tell him
to put the concert tour on hold.

175
00:11:12,868 --> 00:11:15,043
What do you got
to say for yourself?

176
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:17,501
I want my money.

177
00:11:17,568 --> 00:11:20,167
'Car 861. Car 861.'

178
00:11:20,234 --> 00:11:24,302
'Headquarters
calling Officer Dibble.'

179
00:11:24,369 --> 00:11:27,601
- 'Officer Dibble reportin'.'
- 'Congratulations, Dibble.'

180
00:11:27,668 --> 00:11:30,434
'Your application for retirement
has finally been approved.'

181
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:33,601
- 'It's official.'
- My retirement from the force?

182
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:36,001
It's come through.
I don't believe it.

183
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,801
Oh, thank you, thank you.

184
00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:39,843
From now on,
nobody misses Sunday school.

185
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,301
That's a promise.

186
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,735
Bein' this is my last day
on the job, T.C.

187
00:11:44,801 --> 00:11:47,835
I'm lettin' you all go.
You can forget the summons.

188
00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:50,967
Oh, a noble gesture, Dibble.
Happy retirement.

189
00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:52,968
We'll miss you, won't we Benny?

190
00:11:53,035 --> 00:11:56,534
I'll say, it won't be the same
around here without him.

191
00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:58,334
- Who'll chase us?
- 'Right.'

192
00:11:58,401 --> 00:12:00,334
You're irreplaceable, Dibble.

193
00:12:00,401 --> 00:12:02,668
Nobody will ever bug us
like you do.

194
00:12:02,735 --> 00:12:06,134
We've had our good times and bad
but believe me..

195
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:08,800
...I'll never forget you.

196
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,301
My tires! You stole 'em.

197
00:12:10,368 --> 00:12:12,168
'I'll throw the book at you!'

198
00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:15,768
Fellas, have you no shame?
It's the man's last day.

199
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,567
The least we can do
is give him a farewell present.

200
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,734
Chooch!

201
00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:26,534
Look at it this way, Dibble.

202
00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:29,534
You'll be the only retired cop
with two spare tires.

203
00:12:34,469 --> 00:12:37,735
'It's only been a couple of days
since Dibble retired, T.C.'

204
00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:40,001
Aren't we jumpin'
the gun a little?

205
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,001
You know the old sayin', Benny.

206
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:45,568
When the cat's away,
we gypsies make the hay.

207
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,967
Okay, so I guess
we better rehearse

208
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,634
before the real customers
show up.

209
00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:52,834
'Tell me my fortune, gypsy.'

210
00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:56,434
Have you thought about
switchin' to tea leaves?

211
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,501
Quiet, I'm concentratin'.

212
00:12:58,568 --> 00:13:00,701
'Yes, yes. I see riches.'

213
00:13:00,768 --> 00:13:03,267
Immense riches coming your way.

214
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:05,935
You really do?
Immense riches?

215
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,601
Would I lie to you?
Very immense.

216
00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:12,767
But before that, you will meet
a tall, dark stranger.

217
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,900
A tall, dark stranger?

218
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:18,567
Maybe it'll be Magic Johnson.

219
00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:24,202
Pardon me, gentlemen,
I'm looking for Mr. Ball.

220
00:13:24,268 --> 00:13:27,301
- I've been told he's here.
- Uh, Benny the Ball?

221
00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:29,600
- Yeah, that's ri..
- Quiet!

222
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,434
He may be a bunco squad.

223
00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,101
Who are you,
and what do you want with Benny?

224
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,534
The name's Sid Buckman.

225
00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:39,434
Of Buckman Buckman Buckman
and Cash. We're lawyers.

226
00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:42,011
Lawyers? That's even worse,
they're probably suing ya.

227
00:13:42,035 --> 00:13:46,468
Uh, Mr. Ball isn't here.
He's visitin' some spirits.

228
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,134
- 'Right, T.C.'
- Unfortunate.

229
00:13:49,201 --> 00:13:51,800
Because Mr. Ball's
been named in a will.

230
00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:56,234
A will? Benny's in a will?

231
00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:58,534
What did I tell ya?
Your luck has changed.

232
00:13:58,601 --> 00:14:01,434
Yes, well, obviously
he knew the late Mrs. Vandergelt

233
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,668
alias the bag lady
of Beverly Hills.

234
00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:07,067
That poor old lady passed away?

235
00:14:07,134 --> 00:14:09,835
Oh, that's really sad.
I liked her.

236
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,068
Well, we have to
go sometime, Benny.

237
00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:15,534
Did you say Mrs. Vandergelt?
"The" Mrs. Vandergelt?

238
00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:19,001
Yes, heiress to the
Vandergelt diamond mines.

239
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,667
She was worth billions.

240
00:14:26,401 --> 00:14:29,334
As your new manager
I intend to be at your side

241
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,167
during this entire
period of stress.

242
00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:34,835
Gee, I never needed
a manager before, T.C.

243
00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:38,134
Of course you didn't, but an
innocent potential billionaire

244
00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:40,134
'like yourself
deserves to be protected'

245
00:14:40,201 --> 00:14:42,434
against unscrupulous
money grabbers.

246
00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:44,277
Any chance of readin'
the will now?

247
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,034
A lil' preview
of things to come.

248
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:47,101
Ow!

249
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,167
That would be
completely unethical.

250
00:14:49,234 --> 00:14:52,568
Of course. Just testin' you.

251
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,401
He's gonna play hardball.

252
00:14:54,468 --> 00:14:56,668
I'll be reading the will at noon

253
00:14:56,735 --> 00:15:01,201
at the Vandergelt mansion
in Beverly Hills.

254
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,267
It's like I've always said..

255
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:06,501
Where there's a will,
there's a way.

256
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:09,967
And here we are in one of
the most exclusive neighborhoods

257
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,735
in Beverly Hills.
Megabucks Drive.

258
00:15:12,801 --> 00:15:15,401
'Some of the biggest names
in show business live here.'

259
00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:20,468
More celebrities per square inch
than Forest Lawn. Heh heh.

260
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:23,668
'The most expensive estate
in all of Beverly Hills.'

261
00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:26,900
'The fabulous
Vandergelt mansion.'

262
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,444
On your toes, fellas.

263
00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:30,900
It's the last stop
before fame and fortune.

264
00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,501
If that's the case, T.C.

265
00:15:32,568 --> 00:15:34,608
why didn't we spring
for the bus fare?

266
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,801
Because until the will is read

267
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:39,101
Benny is still a pauper,
like all of us.

268
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:40,634
Thanks, T.C.

269
00:15:40,701 --> 00:15:42,800
And believe me,
money will never change me.

270
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:45,735
Speak for yourself.

271
00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:48,534
Yes, Mr. Top Cat and party
have arrived

272
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:50,801
for the reading
of Vandergelt's will.

273
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,468
'Oh, yeah?
Ain't that thrilling?'

274
00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:56,201
How you guys made the list,
I'll never know.

275
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:59,868
Dibble! You retired.
What're you doin' here?

276
00:15:59,935 --> 00:16:02,700
Oh, just wakin'
to keep out the riff-raff.

277
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,301
Like yourself.

278
00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:06,867
- Oh, is that so? Are you Riff?
- No, I'm Raff.

279
00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:08,267
Riff couldn't make it.

280
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,534
Very funny. Very funny.

281
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:15,468
Now, get up to the mansion
before I get nasty.

282
00:16:15,534 --> 00:16:18,301
You mean, this isn't
the Vandergelt mansion?

283
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,301
'Shows what you deadbeats know.'

284
00:16:20,368 --> 00:16:23,700
This is the gate house. There's the mansion.

285
00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:32,800
Fellas, please, try to rember,
this is Beverly Hills.

286
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:37,217
Not some alley in the valley.

287
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:46,501
Believe me, the only difference
between us and rich people

288
00:16:46,568 --> 00:16:50,168
is that they have money.

289
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,102
'Afternoon.

290
00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:56,401
Mr. Top Cat, I presume,
and his merry mercenaries.

291
00:16:56,468 --> 00:16:59,701
And of course, you are the late
Mrs. Vandergelt's butler.

292
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,767
Snerdly. I never shake hands
with strangers.

293
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,134
Germs, you know.

294
00:17:04,201 --> 00:17:07,001
'R-Rasputin!'

295
00:17:10,035 --> 00:17:13,434
Oh, yeah, nothin' like havin'
a dog to kill the germs.

296
00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:16,900
Gee, a genuine Russian
wolfhound.

297
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,533
He's beautiful.

298
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,368
Hi, Rasputin.

299
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:27,201
Easy. I knew his father
Ivan the Terrible.

300
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:29,202
It's nearly time
to read the will.

301
00:17:29,268 --> 00:17:32,900
Of course. We wouldn't want them
to be later, would we, Rasputin?

302
00:17:36,735 --> 00:17:40,667
Yeah, there's nothin'
like a warm welcome.

303
00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:48,235
The late Mrs. Vandergelt
was very security conscious.

304
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:52,234
Yeah, just a few skeleton keys.

305
00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:55,334
Never know when I might find
a skeleton in the closet.

306
00:17:58,568 --> 00:17:59,568
'Yeah?'

307
00:17:59,634 --> 00:18:01,935
Well, your mother sniffs trees.

308
00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:07,002
Come. They're waiting for you
in the drawing room.

309
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:12,434
Gee, if I had known that
I would've brought my crayons.

310
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:15,867
Well, guys, now you know why all
the wealth is in Beverly Hills.

311
00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:17,334
'They never throw anything out.'

312
00:18:17,401 --> 00:18:18,701
Yeah.

313
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:22,034
If we had this stuff, T.C.,
we could give up show business.

314
00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:35,468
'Not much further, gentlemen.'

315
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:38,668
Beverly Hills?
This is Beverly Alps.

316
00:18:38,735 --> 00:18:41,867
What a joint! So far it's been
nothin' but drawing rooms

317
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,477
music rooms, game rooms.

318
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:47,567
Personally, I'm lookin'
for a restroom.

319
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:53,367
Noon. Just in time.

320
00:18:58,567 --> 00:18:59,868
Good.

321
00:18:59,935 --> 00:19:03,368
Now that we're all here,
I can begin reading the will.

322
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,768
May I introduce
Mr. Benny the Ball

323
00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:08,501
whose bravery
gave Mrs. Vandergelt

324
00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:10,900
a few extra days of life.

325
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,401
Gosh! What did I do wrong?

326
00:19:17,468 --> 00:19:20,201
Never mind that bunch
of greedy money grabbers.

327
00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:21,934
'Just take the cash and run.'

328
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:23,344
'Quiet, please.'

329
00:19:23,368 --> 00:19:25,301
'The will reads as follows.'

330
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:28,134
As the sole heir
to the Vandergelt fortune

331
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,501
may I thank you all
for coming today.

332
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:32,701
I told you she was a nice lady.

333
00:19:32,768 --> 00:19:35,368
Uh-huh. A genuine Renoir,
five million.

334
00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,700
A rare Picasso,
one million three.

335
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:40,534
'A well done Van Gogh.'

336
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:43,035
How come you know
so much about paintin'?

337
00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:45,835
'Cause a lot of important people
have given me the brush.

338
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:49,134
Ha ha ha. Yeah, well,
nothin' like a little gaiety.

339
00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:51,500
Look at this little fox.

340
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,134
Wonder who she is.

341
00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:55,634
I hereby, leave everything I own

342
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:59,334
to my dear, long-lost niece
Amy Vandergelt.

343
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:01,634
Well, you win some,
you lose some.

344
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,968
Mrs. Vandergelt hated
her other relatives.

345
00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:09,034
'With Amy out of the way,
everything reverts to us.'

346
00:20:12,201 --> 00:20:15,001
However, since she is missing

347
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:17,867
I hereby name
as my sole beneficiary

348
00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:19,868
Mr. Benjamin Ball.

349
00:20:19,935 --> 00:20:21,934
Benjamin Ball!
That's our Benny.

350
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,634
She left everything to him.

351
00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:25,634
He's gonna be a billionaire.

352
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:27,534
It's the old
rags-to-riches story.

353
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,362
Right. Except, Benny could
never afford the rags.

354
00:20:33,201 --> 00:20:35,334
Gee, Benny, now that
you're a billionaire

355
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,135
does that mean you'll pay up
the dime you owe me?

356
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:41,701
This has gotta be a dream,
fellas, I don't believe it.

357
00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:45,067
You bet you don't,
you little feline fake.

358
00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:47,134
We'll get you for this.

359
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:52,901
I guess he's all out of kibble.

360
00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:56,700
'But in the event that anything
unforeseen happens to Mr. Ball'

361
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,501
within the next 48 hours

362
00:20:59,568 --> 00:21:03,167
the entire estate
reverts to Snerdly

363
00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:05,234
'and his faithful pet.'

364
00:21:05,301 --> 00:21:07,901
Hear that? If something
happens to that little..

365
00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:11,101
'Forty eight hours.
He should only live so long.'

366
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,235
You're practically
a billionaire, Benny.

367
00:21:13,302 --> 00:21:16,034
If you had the money now,
we could afford a celebration.

368
00:21:16,101 --> 00:21:17,877
Not to worry, gentlemen.

369
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,434
Perhaps Mr. Ball would care
to celebrate withhors d'oeuvres

370
00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:22,345
in the drawing room.

371
00:21:22,369 --> 00:21:24,967
Yeah, maybe you and
thishors d'oeuvres character

372
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:29,735
will be big buddies.

373
00:21:29,801 --> 00:21:33,201
Wow! This place
is larger than the alley.

374
00:21:33,267 --> 00:21:36,901
And a lot cleaner too.
Wonder where the guys are.

375
00:21:36,968 --> 00:21:39,568
I told them to take
their time, Mr. Ball.

376
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:43,434
You're the host. You should
be the first to try these.

377
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:45,934
Thanks, Snerdly,
don't mind if I do.

378
00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:53,001
Gee, these will put you away.

379
00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:55,234
We can only hope so, Mr. Ball.

380
00:21:55,301 --> 00:21:58,234
May I propose
a toast to your health?

381
00:21:58,301 --> 00:22:01,901
I'll buy that.

382
00:22:07,135 --> 00:22:10,768
Mm-mm. Don't you just love the
service? It's so unobtrusive.

383
00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:13,501
Benny, if I were you,
I'd move into this mansion.

384
00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:15,868
There's nothin' like being
close to your fortune.

385
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:20,935
'I don't know, T.C.,
I'd miss the alley too much.'

386
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,202
Well, let's get
Snerdly's opinion.

387
00:22:25,268 --> 00:22:28,001
What do you think about Benny
here movin' in with you?

388
00:22:28,067 --> 00:22:30,368
What? You mean
give up the alley?

389
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,900
We think it's a splendid idea.

390
00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,967
Don't we, Rasputin?

391
00:22:46,835 --> 00:22:49,967
Come and enjoy the good life
with us, Mr. Ball..

392
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:52,067
...as long as you live.

393
00:22:52,134 --> 00:22:54,468
'Call him Benny like we do.'

394
00:22:54,534 --> 00:22:57,668
Which is why
I don't wanna move, T.C.

395
00:22:57,735 --> 00:23:00,134
'I'll miss you
and the guys too much.'

396
00:23:00,201 --> 00:23:02,434
Tell you what,
bein' you feel this way

397
00:23:02,501 --> 00:23:05,634
why don't we all
move in with you?

398
00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:09,601
Really? You'd leave the alley
just to be here with me?

399
00:23:09,668 --> 00:23:12,167
- Sure, why not.
- That's right.

400
00:23:12,234 --> 00:23:13,534
'It's unanimous.'

401
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,700
We'll forsake
our charming ancestral home

402
00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:19,067
because you need us.

403
00:23:19,134 --> 00:23:21,368
Gee, I don't know
what to say, T.C.

404
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:23,601
How can I ever repay you?

405
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:26,002
With this pussycat
worth a couple of mil.

406
00:23:26,068 --> 00:23:31,068
This'll be fine. But don't
forget to gift wrap it.

407
00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:43,968
Well, we did it, troops.

408
00:23:44,035 --> 00:23:46,701
Who says you can't pack
and move in an hour?

409
00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:48,868
'Gee, T.C., I can't believe it.'

410
00:23:48,935 --> 00:23:53,334
We're actually gonna
live in Beverly Hills.

411
00:23:53,401 --> 00:23:56,201
As I said when those
Siamese moved next door

412
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:58,568
there goes the neighborhood.

413
00:23:58,634 --> 00:24:02,301
Capitalist cats.

414
00:24:02,368 --> 00:24:06,368
Never fear. They'll need
every one of their nine lives.

415
00:24:08,434 --> 00:24:10,734
How do we get him to let us in?

416
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,102
No problem, Chooch.

417
00:24:12,168 --> 00:24:15,935
It's just a matter of using
the latest technology.

418
00:24:16,002 --> 00:24:21,002
You know what they say,
reach out and touch someone.

419
00:24:24,001 --> 00:24:25,701
'Open up, gatekeeper.'

420
00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:30,768
T.C. and party are joinin'
the beautiful people.

421
00:24:31,568 --> 00:24:34,334
Dibble! Obviously
this isn't one of them.

422
00:24:34,401 --> 00:24:37,835
'Dibble, how nice to see
that you've lasted on the job.'

423
00:24:37,901 --> 00:24:42,768
It just goes to show ya how
diligence and perseverance can..

424
00:24:42,835 --> 00:24:45,935
Like they say, you can take
the cat out of the can

425
00:24:46,002 --> 00:24:49,001
but you can't take
the can out of the cat or not.

426
00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:50,468
Listen up, smarty cat.

427
00:24:50,534 --> 00:24:53,101
There's no way you're
movin' in with that pile.

428
00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:55,935
How can you speak
that way about him?

429
00:24:56,002 --> 00:24:59,634
Especially to his manager.
My card.

430
00:24:59,701 --> 00:25:02,301
' "Beverly Hills Express?"'

431
00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:06,134
- Where did you get this?
- 'An actor with a big schnoz.'

432
00:25:06,201 --> 00:25:08,434
He said not to
leave the alley without one.

433
00:25:08,501 --> 00:25:11,801
Now, if you'll please.

434
00:25:14,368 --> 00:25:15,701
Thank you, my good man.

435
00:25:15,768 --> 00:25:18,501
'A little somethin'
for your trouble.'

436
00:25:18,568 --> 00:25:21,633
My old police badge.
No wonder I couldn't find it.

437
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,134
Top Cat!

438
00:25:23,201 --> 00:25:25,501
Unh-unh, Dibble. We're guests.

439
00:25:25,568 --> 00:25:29,500
Don't make me call the cops.

440
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,900
Wake me up, I'm dreamin'.

441
00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:39,468
Whee!

442
00:25:39,534 --> 00:25:42,668
'Come on in, T.C.,
you'll feel like a new cat.'

443
00:25:42,735 --> 00:25:44,901
No, thanks, I'm happy
just sittin' here

444
00:25:44,968 --> 00:25:48,134
trollin' for smoked salmon.
Hey, I got one! I got one!

445
00:25:48,201 --> 00:25:50,867
It's a trophy for sure.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

446
00:25:50,934 --> 00:25:54,501
'Oh, boy!'

447
00:25:54,568 --> 00:25:59,067
Now, I know why I flunked
out of scuba school.

448
00:25:59,134 --> 00:26:01,134
Come on, Brain, get off.

449
00:26:06,568 --> 00:26:09,601
Brain, remind me to ask
if this mansion has a dungeon.

450
00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:11,202
'Sorry, T.C.'

451
00:26:11,268 --> 00:26:15,601
Now, if you'd just help me
off with this wet suit.

452
00:26:15,668 --> 00:26:18,433
Hey, it's pinching me. Let go.

453
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,967
Sorry.

454
00:26:25,634 --> 00:26:29,134
'Huh? Wha..? Okay, ma,
I'll get a job in the morning.'

455
00:26:29,201 --> 00:26:30,644
Oh, it's you, Snerdly.

456
00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:34,334
I'm just not used
to wake-up calls.

457
00:26:34,401 --> 00:26:36,401
Your yuppie dog, sir.

458
00:26:36,468 --> 00:26:39,700
And then you can enjoy
a refreshing dip in the pool.

459
00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,701
Thanks, but no thanks.

460
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,267
'If you swim right after eating'

461
00:26:43,334 --> 00:26:46,267
'you could get a terrible
bellyache and drown.'

462
00:26:46,334 --> 00:26:48,267
You're jesting.

463
00:26:48,334 --> 00:26:49,868
We wouldn't want that to happen

464
00:26:49,935 --> 00:26:52,534
to a potential billionaire,
would we?

465
00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:54,901
Especially
during the next 48 hours.

466
00:26:54,968 --> 00:26:59,768
- Right, Rasputin?
- Absolutsky.

467
00:27:08,101 --> 00:27:11,634
The truth is, Snerdly,
I can't swim a stroke.

468
00:27:11,701 --> 00:27:14,468
No problem.
We can deal with that.

469
00:27:14,534 --> 00:27:17,684
Oh, boatman! Boatman!

470
00:27:21,569 --> 00:27:25,868
'Titanic II. Hmm. Where've
I heard that name before?'

471
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,468
'Just sail away, Master Ball'

472
00:27:28,534 --> 00:27:30,467
'and your troubles
will disappear.'

473
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:33,234
And so will you.

474
00:27:36,934 --> 00:27:38,867
Aloha, Benny.

475
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:44,201
What'd I tell you,
he's taken to Beverly Hills

476
00:27:44,267 --> 00:27:48,317
like a fish takes to water.

477
00:27:52,102 --> 00:27:54,968
Hm, according to this
Bawl Street Journal

478
00:27:55,035 --> 00:28:00,035
the best way to make a killing
is in life insurance.

479
00:28:04,034 --> 00:28:06,368
Blah! It's a shark!

480
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,101
Help! Help! SOS!

481
00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:12,017
I'll give him help.

482
00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:18,967
Help!

483
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,167
If I don't catch
somethin' pretty soon

484
00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:27,367
we'll have to open
a can of tuna.

485
00:28:27,433 --> 00:28:28,368
Got one!

486
00:28:28,434 --> 00:28:30,434
Chooch, get the scales. Quick.

487
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:35,501
- Here's the scale, T.C.
- 'And here's the fish.'

488
00:28:38,734 --> 00:28:39,968
Definitely not edible

489
00:28:40,035 --> 00:28:43,068
but maybe we can have him
stuffed and mounted.

490
00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:48,135
Ruin our plan, will they?
Well, I'll show them.

491
00:28:51,034 --> 00:28:54,201
Uh-oh.

492
00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:55,568
Yeow!

493
00:28:55,634 --> 00:29:00,601
Numbskullsky.

494
00:29:00,668 --> 00:29:03,067
Gee, thanks
for savin' my life, T.C.

495
00:29:03,134 --> 00:29:05,067
What're friends for, Benny?

496
00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:06,768
Like I always say

497
00:29:06,835 --> 00:29:09,067
do unto others
and comes an inheritance

498
00:29:09,134 --> 00:29:10,401
they'll do unto you.

499
00:29:10,468 --> 00:29:13,835
Unless of course,
they're ungrateful wretches.

500
00:29:13,901 --> 00:29:17,601
That's beautiful, T.C.
Wish I had thought of that.

501
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,735
'No chance.'

502
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,934
Speaking of chances, maybe
somebody's out to scare Benny

503
00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:25,010
so he won't stick around
for his money.

504
00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:26,434
Like, even worse.

505
00:29:26,501 --> 00:29:29,768
They could be plannin' his trip
to the big alley in the sky.

506
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,267
'You really think so?'

507
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:33,468
Somebody would want
me out of the way?

508
00:29:33,534 --> 00:29:35,935
Stop scarin' him, guys.

509
00:29:36,002 --> 00:29:41,002
All he has to do is stay healthy
for the next two days.

510
00:29:43,334 --> 00:29:46,668
Go easy on the tacos. This calls
for a workout in the vault.

511
00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:51,735
'There's nothin' like lifting
gold bars to keep you in shape.'

512
00:29:52,201 --> 00:29:53,968
- Your bill.
- Thanks, doc.

513
00:29:54,035 --> 00:29:56,767
I'll pay you right after
I collect what's comin' to me.

514
00:29:59,301 --> 00:30:04,268
Yes, Rasputin,
this will all be ours.

515
00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:07,800
But not until we deal with that
conniving Benny and his pals.

516
00:30:07,867 --> 00:30:10,534
They'll stop at nothing.

517
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:15,568
Hmm. Decisions,
decisions, decisions.

518
00:30:21,835 --> 00:30:23,978
Yeah, Benny, there's nothin'
like shuffleboard

519
00:30:24,002 --> 00:30:29,002
to make you wonder what we ever
saw in mud wrestlin'.

520
00:30:44,601 --> 00:30:48,568
And to think I never
played this before.

521
00:30:48,634 --> 00:30:49,834
'Nice shot, T.C.'

522
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:51,334
You're a real pro.

523
00:30:51,401 --> 00:30:53,368
I know, but none of
the shuffleboard teams

524
00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:55,011
will meet my price.

525
00:30:55,035 --> 00:30:59,934
Which reminds me,
it's way past our meal time.

526
00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:02,601
Attention, staff, Top Cat, here.

527
00:31:02,668 --> 00:31:05,334
Time for a snack on the patio.

528
00:31:05,401 --> 00:31:07,500
'The usual brunch
for 40 guests, something fine.'

529
00:31:07,567 --> 00:31:08,767
'Over and out.'

530
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,834
Those pushy paupers.

531
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:15,767
We'll attend to them.

532
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:20,034
'No, you fool. Too obvious.'

533
00:31:34,035 --> 00:31:38,267
What Master Ball needs is one
of my special herb salads.

534
00:31:38,334 --> 00:31:41,102
It does wonders
for the digestion.

535
00:31:41,168 --> 00:31:44,800
'After this he'll never bite
just anything again.'

536
00:31:48,201 --> 00:31:52,568
Step back. The MAD chef
of Beverly Hills

537
00:31:52,634 --> 00:31:55,484
is doing his thing.

538
00:32:10,801 --> 00:32:14,101
When're we gonna eat, T.C.?
I'm famished with hunger.

539
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:17,001
Me too. The last time
I was this hungry

540
00:32:17,067 --> 00:32:19,368
I stuffed my tail
in the microwave.

541
00:32:19,434 --> 00:32:24,433
Be patient, fellas.
This isn't a fast food joint.

542
00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:28,668
The rich thrive on slow food.

543
00:32:28,735 --> 00:32:31,134
Any slower
and I'm gonna pass out.

544
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,468
'Bruncheon is served.'

545
00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:34,867
'Hurray!'

546
00:32:34,934 --> 00:32:36,868
Pardon the delay, gentlemen.

547
00:32:36,935 --> 00:32:40,202
But my salada la Benjamin took time.

548
00:32:40,268 --> 00:32:43,401
You hear that, Benny?
They named a salad after you.

549
00:32:43,468 --> 00:32:45,868
That's class. Real class.

550
00:32:45,935 --> 00:32:48,534
If this was a welcome wagon,
I'd run 'em over.

551
00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:50,401
Uh, may I fix your wagon?

552
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:53,967
Oh, I mean, may I serve you,
Master Ball?

553
00:32:54,034 --> 00:32:57,034
Why, yes. Thank you.

554
00:32:59,267 --> 00:33:03,167
I'll do it. We're buddies.

555
00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:12,001
Oh, no. There goes
my herb salad.

556
00:33:17,301 --> 00:33:19,633
Now I know where
Snerdly gets his lettuce.

557
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:22,134
'The toxic waste dump.'

558
00:33:27,835 --> 00:33:31,433
Whoever bottles that dressin'
could conquer the world.

559
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,668
You! You!

560
00:33:33,735 --> 00:33:36,568
A toast to Benny's
continued good health

561
00:33:36,634 --> 00:33:38,834
and our future prosperity.

562
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,835
Yay, Benny!

563
00:33:40,901 --> 00:33:43,434
Gee, what a nice gesture,
fellas.

564
00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:46,167
And you too, Snerdly,
for treatin' me like this.

565
00:33:46,234 --> 00:33:48,167
To Master Benny.

566
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:51,267
May he get exactly
what's coming to him.

567
00:33:51,334 --> 00:33:53,668
♪ For he's a jolly good feline ♪

568
00:33:53,735 --> 00:33:55,768
♪ For he's a jolly good feline ♪

569
00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:58,934
♪ For he's a jolly good feline ♪

570
00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:00,767
♪ We'll all split up the loot ♪

571
00:34:00,834 --> 00:34:02,334
Aye!

572
00:34:02,401 --> 00:34:07,167
In a matter of hours, that pudgy
pushy cat gets our inheritance.

573
00:34:07,234 --> 00:34:12,234
I say it's time
to take off the gloves.

574
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,900
Outta sight!
One for the books.

575
00:34:55,967 --> 00:34:58,801
Blindfolded!
I'll never get over it.

576
00:34:58,868 --> 00:35:01,601
Like, tell us, T.C.,
how did you ever do it?

577
00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:04,234
Just a little somethin'
I picked up from my teacher.

578
00:35:04,301 --> 00:35:07,301
Maybe you heard of him.

579
00:35:07,368 --> 00:35:11,568
'Minnesota Cats.'

580
00:35:13,167 --> 00:35:15,835
Gee! All these
Beverly Hills murders

581
00:35:15,901 --> 00:35:20,668
mostly rich people done in
by their faithful servants.

582
00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:25,735
Don't believe it. Where can you
find faithful servants today?

583
00:35:30,568 --> 00:35:33,334
You think the book was somethin'
wait'll you see the movie.

584
00:35:33,401 --> 00:35:36,102
But Benny's life
could be in jeopardy, T.C.

585
00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:39,101
Yeah. Remember, he doesn't
collect his inheritance

586
00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:41,167
until midnight, tomorrow.

587
00:35:41,234 --> 00:35:43,735
Or is it the day after tomorrow?

588
00:35:43,801 --> 00:35:46,134
Quiet. You're all lettin'
your imaginations

589
00:35:46,201 --> 00:35:48,668
limited as they are,
run away with you.

590
00:35:48,735 --> 00:35:51,968
Nobody's gonna hurt you. Not
with us around to protect ya.

591
00:35:52,035 --> 00:35:55,102
I appreciate that,
but something tells me

592
00:35:55,168 --> 00:35:57,501
'that Snerdly, the butler,
has it in for me.'

593
00:35:57,568 --> 00:36:01,267
Benny, you've been watchin' too
many old murder mysteries on TV.

594
00:36:01,334 --> 00:36:06,334
'The butler
doesn't do it anymore.'

595
00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:15,467
'Maybe the dog,
but not the butler.'

596
00:36:15,533 --> 00:36:18,600
grrr

597
00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:20,067
What was that?

598
00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:21,801
'Maybe it was
somethin' she ate.'

599
00:36:21,868 --> 00:36:24,800
The truth is, I really
don't deserve this fortune.

600
00:36:24,867 --> 00:36:26,501
It was left to her.

601
00:36:26,568 --> 00:36:29,501
Yeah, but "her" isn't around
to collect. It's not your fault.

602
00:36:29,568 --> 00:36:34,568
But supposin' somethin' happened
to Amy. I'd feel guilty.

603
00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:43,768
Now, which would you rather be,
guilty or poor?

604
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:47,201
Believe me, if anything's wrong,
it'll all come out in the wash.

605
00:36:50,701 --> 00:36:54,601
I guess I'm lucky
to have found a job, even this.

606
00:36:54,668 --> 00:36:57,534
Now, now, Amy, no more tears.

607
00:36:57,601 --> 00:37:00,035
The salt can damage
my paint job.

608
00:37:00,102 --> 00:37:02,401
Sorry, but when will I
be allowed to visit

609
00:37:02,468 --> 00:37:04,468
dear old Aunt Gertrude?

610
00:37:04,534 --> 00:37:07,735
Maybe tomorrow.
Get the white Vols.

611
00:37:07,801 --> 00:37:11,468
♪ So I'll just wait
for tomorrow ♪

612
00:37:11,534 --> 00:37:14,634
♪ Tomorrow tomorrow ♪

613
00:37:14,701 --> 00:37:17,634
Next! Now you know
why she's an orphan.

614
00:37:17,701 --> 00:37:21,134
Sir, about that bonus
I was promised.

615
00:37:21,201 --> 00:37:23,334
'Yes, good news.'

616
00:37:23,401 --> 00:37:24,734
'I've spoken to the manager'

617
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,101
and tomorrow during lunch

618
00:37:27,167 --> 00:37:29,134
you can give yourself
a free hot wax.

619
00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:43,668
I could run away, but then I'd
miss the annual carwash picnic.

620
00:37:45,634 --> 00:37:47,868
'And here we are in person'

621
00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:49,935
'at the fabulous
Vandergelt Mansion.'

622
00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:54,401
Lester Pester with Lifestyles
of The Rich and Furry.

623
00:37:54,468 --> 00:37:57,334
And this morning, we're going to
meet Beverly Hills'

624
00:37:57,401 --> 00:38:00,201
most extravagant playboys.

625
00:38:00,267 --> 00:38:03,968
Glad to see ya.
We're ahead by two touchdowns.

626
00:38:04,035 --> 00:38:08,034
The colorful, eccentric leader
of the cat pack himself.

627
00:38:08,101 --> 00:38:10,951
The legendary, T.C.

628
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,801
Ha ha ha.

629
00:38:17,868 --> 00:38:22,301
Yes. The Rich and Furry
really know how to have a ball.

630
00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:23,668
Ow!

631
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:26,668
Sorry about that Lester,
but polo's a dangerous sport.

632
00:38:26,735 --> 00:38:30,468
Especially in the drawing room.

633
00:38:30,534 --> 00:38:32,368
Uh, but where are the goals?

634
00:38:32,434 --> 00:38:36,934
In the bedroom,
by the hockey rink.

635
00:38:40,267 --> 00:38:43,134
T.C., there's an old saying
in Beverly Hills..

636
00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,201
If you've got it, flaunt it.

637
00:38:45,267 --> 00:38:46,410
There's another old saying..

638
00:38:46,434 --> 00:38:49,434
If you don't have it, borrow it.

639
00:38:50,701 --> 00:38:53,368
My solid gold wristwatch.

640
00:38:53,434 --> 00:38:54,801
You've been taken, pal.

641
00:38:54,868 --> 00:38:59,868
This is an obvious imitation
from the streets of Calcutta.

642
00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:06,201
Fore!

643
00:39:06,267 --> 00:39:09,717
You missed, T.C. Ha ha.

644
00:39:14,334 --> 00:39:16,267
Hole in one, Lester baby.

645
00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:22,167
Thanks, Chooch.

646
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,301
Probably my stock broker.
T.C. here.

647
00:39:25,368 --> 00:39:27,434
Right. Buy up all the stock.

648
00:39:27,501 --> 00:39:29,434
I'm takin' over
the phone company.

649
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:32,534
Hello? Hello? How do you like
that, they cut me off again.

650
00:39:32,601 --> 00:39:35,534
Ah! Bein' wealthy
is such a downer.

651
00:39:35,601 --> 00:39:39,067
Ha ha ha. Then I gather
that you and your cohorts

652
00:39:39,134 --> 00:39:41,668
'miss the good old days
back in the alley?'

653
00:39:41,735 --> 00:39:46,735
True. And that's why I've
arranged a little surprise.

654
00:39:53,134 --> 00:39:56,034
Way to go! Back to our roots!

655
00:39:56,101 --> 00:39:58,434
Yeah. Like really back.

656
00:39:59,601 --> 00:40:02,534
Yeah. That's like
a breath of stale here.

657
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,302
The only thing
missing is Dibble.

658
00:40:05,369 --> 00:40:09,700
Where do you think you are? This
is Beverly Hills, not the Bronx.

659
00:40:09,767 --> 00:40:11,334
Get rid of this trash.

660
00:40:11,401 --> 00:40:13,234
Next time, bite you tongue.

661
00:40:13,301 --> 00:40:15,800
Dibble, my dear man,
what a pleasure

662
00:40:15,867 --> 00:40:17,901
to see that you're still alive.

663
00:40:17,968 --> 00:40:20,901
For your information,
thisgarbage is imported.

664
00:40:20,968 --> 00:40:25,768
And for your information,
you're gonna be deported.

665
00:40:25,835 --> 00:40:27,568
I don't know
how your audience feels

666
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:30,134
but this is an insult
to The Rich and Furry.

667
00:40:30,201 --> 00:40:31,801
Speaking of billions, T.C.

668
00:40:31,868 --> 00:40:34,901
when do we get to meet
the potential heir in person?

669
00:40:34,968 --> 00:40:38,401
Forget it. Mr. Benny the Ball's
unavailable to the media.

670
00:40:38,468 --> 00:40:40,967
'He's too busy
tourin' the estate.'

671
00:40:42,601 --> 00:40:46,234
I didn't realize that
rich people have to exercise.

672
00:40:46,301 --> 00:40:48,301
You really think
it'll make me feel better?

673
00:40:48,368 --> 00:40:50,334
Not only that, Master Ball

674
00:40:50,401 --> 00:40:54,101
it's going to makeme feel better.

675
00:41:02,968 --> 00:41:07,734
Good work, Rasputin. We've seen
the last of that little spunger.

676
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:12,633
Help! Help! I can't stop!

677
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,434
Don't count us out.

678
00:41:22,501 --> 00:41:26,234
There's more than one way
to skin a fat cat.

679
00:41:28,368 --> 00:41:30,701
Now, this is my idea
of a workout, Snerdly.

680
00:41:30,768 --> 00:41:33,301
If you want you can
speed it up a little.

681
00:41:33,368 --> 00:41:35,834
You took the words
right out of my mouth.

682
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:39,950
' "Super Sonic." Go for it.'

683
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:46,167
Hey, wait. Not so fast.
Slow it down!

684
00:41:46,234 --> 00:41:47,500
Aah!

685
00:42:00,668 --> 00:42:03,234
That's it for me.

686
00:42:03,301 --> 00:42:08,301
I gotta get
the weight off my feet.

687
00:42:09,468 --> 00:42:12,110
How did I ever let you
talk me into this?

688
00:42:12,134 --> 00:42:13,768
These weights are a pain.

689
00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:18,067
True. But in the immortal words
of the Marquette Swatsenberg..

690
00:42:18,134 --> 00:42:20,734
There's no gain
without pain. Ha ha.

691
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,001
Higher, higher.

692
00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:26,834
Hey, isn't that too heavy?

693
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:30,334
Heavy? A mere 1000 pounds?

694
00:42:30,401 --> 00:42:32,334
'It'll do wonders for you.'

695
00:42:55,634 --> 00:43:00,634
A good massage will
take out all the kinks.

696
00:43:01,202 --> 00:43:05,034
If you say so. But frankly
I'm not into kinky.

697
00:43:05,101 --> 00:43:09,451
Pressure pointskys. Ha ha ha.

698
00:43:11,867 --> 00:43:15,617
Yeow! I'm all twisted up.

699
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,534
Make a wish.

700
00:43:19,601 --> 00:43:22,700
Who taught you guys massage?

701
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,701
Attila the Hun?

702
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:29,101
Ha ha ha. Wrong. Oliver Twist.

703
00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:33,935
Yeow!

704
00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:37,501
Now, now, Master Ball,
you're too tense.

705
00:43:37,568 --> 00:43:40,418
Learn how to relax.

706
00:43:43,735 --> 00:43:46,801
I've never taken
a hot sauna bath before.

707
00:43:46,868 --> 00:43:50,234
No sweat. It'll relieve
all your tensions.

708
00:43:57,202 --> 00:44:02,202
'Hard boiled, yes.
That should suffice.'

709
00:44:03,369 --> 00:44:08,369
Hey, yeah, this feels good.
The tensionsare disappearing.

710
00:44:09,167 --> 00:44:10,967
And so am I.

711
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,935
It's locked.
They've locked me in.

712
00:44:24,002 --> 00:44:26,267
No, they wouldn't be
that fiendish.

713
00:44:26,334 --> 00:44:30,568
Open up, you fiends!

714
00:44:30,634 --> 00:44:35,634
Hey, Benny, are you in here?
I've been lookin' all over.

715
00:44:36,501 --> 00:44:40,201
Only 24 more hours, kid.
Do you hear that?

716
00:44:40,267 --> 00:44:44,101
24 more hours and you'll be
one of the fat cats.

717
00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:45,668
What the..

718
00:44:45,735 --> 00:44:49,001
No way, jose, take me home to the alley.

719
00:44:49,067 --> 00:44:51,168
Benny, you know what this means?

720
00:44:51,235 --> 00:44:54,934
Instead of bein' a billionaire,
you'll end up with small change.

721
00:44:55,001 --> 00:44:56,935
I wanna go home, T.C.

722
00:44:57,002 --> 00:44:59,834
I'm just not meant
for life in the fast lane.

723
00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:08,567
You can say that again.
What do they do for an encore?

724
00:45:12,202 --> 00:45:15,067
One thing about Beverly Hills,
when they try to terminate you

725
00:45:15,134 --> 00:45:19,401
they do it with class.

726
00:45:19,468 --> 00:45:21,234
Yeah, guys, I've come
to the conclusion

727
00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:23,500
that Snerdly's out to get Benny.

728
00:45:23,567 --> 00:45:25,167
I'll buy that.

729
00:45:25,234 --> 00:45:27,002
But, T.C., I thought you said

730
00:45:27,068 --> 00:45:29,434
that the butler
doesn't do it anymore.

731
00:45:29,501 --> 00:45:32,601
'Even your leader makes mistakes
once in a while, Chooch.'

732
00:45:32,668 --> 00:45:34,601
Nobody's perfect.
Even me.

733
00:45:34,668 --> 00:45:37,201
'The important thing is to make
sure Benny stays alive'

734
00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:39,101
'or he loses his inheritance.'

735
00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:40,668
Now, you wouldn't want to do

736
00:45:40,735 --> 00:45:42,575
that to your buddies,
would you, kid?

737
00:45:42,634 --> 00:45:44,900
Believe me, fellas,
the last thing in the world

738
00:45:44,967 --> 00:45:47,201
I wanna do is
cause any more trouble.

739
00:45:47,267 --> 00:45:48,668
Did you hear that?

740
00:45:48,735 --> 00:45:52,534
That's the kind of team spirit
that puts tears in your eyes..

741
00:45:52,601 --> 00:45:54,867
Hey, wait! He's history.

742
00:45:54,934 --> 00:45:57,035
Hey, this is great up here.

743
00:45:57,102 --> 00:46:00,267
'I can actually see
all of Beverly Hills.'

744
00:46:00,334 --> 00:46:04,167
Down, Benny, down. They'll think
you're a peeping tom.

745
00:46:04,234 --> 00:46:06,002
What will we do now, T.C.?

746
00:46:06,068 --> 00:46:09,634
I don't know.
But this is all my fault.

747
00:46:09,701 --> 00:46:13,434
Aw. Don't take it so hard.
He'll come back.

748
00:46:13,501 --> 00:46:15,135
Maybe.

749
00:46:15,202 --> 00:46:18,767
But in the meantime,
he has no life insurance.

750
00:46:19,968 --> 00:46:22,201
On the other hand,
knowin' Benny is like

751
00:46:22,267 --> 00:46:26,835
havin' money in the bank.

752
00:46:26,901 --> 00:46:28,668
Black magic is the answer.

753
00:46:28,735 --> 00:46:31,601
If we don't get rid of that
little scrounge soon

754
00:46:31,668 --> 00:46:34,267
we'll be peddling
apples on Rodeo Drive.

755
00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:40,334
Why experiment? Let's stay
with the tried and true.

756
00:46:40,401 --> 00:46:43,434
Aah! It's him, Master Benny.

757
00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:48,501
Whoever said that crime doesn't
pay never went to butler school.

758
00:46:48,767 --> 00:46:52,134
Ta-ta, Master Ball.

759
00:46:52,201 --> 00:46:54,301
Yeow! I'm hit.

760
00:46:54,368 --> 00:46:56,368
Look out below.

761
00:46:56,434 --> 00:46:58,768
Oh, no.
Our bank's about to fail.

762
00:46:58,835 --> 00:47:01,701
Quick, guys, the trampoline!

763
00:47:01,768 --> 00:47:03,434
- Over here.
- No, there.

764
00:47:03,501 --> 00:47:05,468
- Come on this way.
- No, that way.

765
00:47:05,534 --> 00:47:07,835
Don't worry. Over here, Benny.

766
00:47:07,901 --> 00:47:11,834
Make up your mind, fellas.
I haven't got all day.

767
00:47:14,601 --> 00:47:18,935
Come on back, Brain,
you forgot somethin'.

768
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:21,201
Talk about nerdsville.
Let's boogie.

769
00:47:25,034 --> 00:47:26,368
'We got ya.'

770
00:47:26,434 --> 00:47:30,467
Don't panic.
Easy does it.

771
00:47:31,534 --> 00:47:33,334
This is getting repetious.

772
00:47:33,401 --> 00:47:36,433
Benny, will you
come down to earth?

773
00:47:37,668 --> 00:47:41,701
Hurry up, guys,
he's leavin' the premises.

774
00:47:41,768 --> 00:47:45,868
One thing about Benny, he's
always had his ups and downs.

775
00:47:45,935 --> 00:47:47,968
'Looks like he's
on his way down.'

776
00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:51,368
'Yeah, and if we don't
catch him, it's bye-bye Benny. '

777
00:47:51,434 --> 00:47:53,601
And it's bye-bye
to the big bucks.

778
00:47:53,668 --> 00:47:55,667
Come on, guys,
we gotta save him.

779
00:47:57,634 --> 00:48:01,167
Hate to be a party poop, T.C.,
but this is getting frustrating.

780
00:48:01,234 --> 00:48:03,267
And I'm getting tired.

781
00:48:03,334 --> 00:48:04,677
'Yeah, me too.'

782
00:48:04,701 --> 00:48:06,701
If one of us
doesn't grab him soon

783
00:48:06,768 --> 00:48:09,735
it'll be nighttime
and I need mybeauty sleep.

784
00:48:09,801 --> 00:48:12,401
Come on, Benny,
quit foolin' around.

785
00:48:12,468 --> 00:48:14,401
Who's foolin' around?

786
00:48:14,468 --> 00:48:16,135
- 'Who needs this?'
- Yeah.

787
00:48:16,202 --> 00:48:19,967
Where's the good in savin' his
life if he won't hang around?

788
00:48:20,034 --> 00:48:22,067
For once, Brain, I'm with you.

789
00:48:22,134 --> 00:48:24,468
You're wearin' out
your welcome, Benny.

790
00:48:24,534 --> 00:48:26,600
We've taken a poll.

791
00:48:29,834 --> 00:48:32,067
So have I, a flagpole.

792
00:48:32,134 --> 00:48:34,135
What do we do now, T.C.?

793
00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:37,067
Well, either we all stand
in attention and salute

794
00:48:37,134 --> 00:48:39,267
or we get him down.

795
00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:41,901
Hold on, Benny.
We're lookin' for ideas.

796
00:48:41,968 --> 00:48:45,468
No hurry, fellas. I'm beginning
to like it up here.

797
00:48:45,534 --> 00:48:49,467
The air is nice and fresh,
and the view is terrific.

798
00:48:49,533 --> 00:48:51,001
Uh-oh!

799
00:48:54,268 --> 00:48:57,067
You're disturbin' the peace.
What's goin' on here?

800
00:48:58,201 --> 00:49:00,768
Just in time, Dibble.
Nice goin'.

801
00:49:00,835 --> 00:49:04,500
Yeah. Thanks, Dibble, I couldn't
have done it without you.

802
00:49:07,901 --> 00:49:11,734
Way to go, Dibble.
Guard him with your life.

803
00:49:18,568 --> 00:49:20,834
You wanted a party,
you're partyin'.

804
00:49:23,868 --> 00:49:26,334
Good day, mate, put another
shrimp on the barbie.

805
00:49:26,401 --> 00:49:29,001
Ow! Ooh! Eek.

806
00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:32,301
I said shrimp, not simp.
Get off that.

807
00:49:37,168 --> 00:49:41,634
'Hey, will you settle down
there? We're trying to sleep.'

808
00:49:41,701 --> 00:49:44,067
And now, let's pay
tribute to the guy

809
00:49:44,134 --> 00:49:46,044
that made this all possible.

810
00:49:46,068 --> 00:49:49,301
Our young, generous heir-to-be,
Benny the Ball.

811
00:49:54,735 --> 00:49:57,835
Don't you just love rich people,
they're so giving.

812
00:49:57,901 --> 00:50:00,510
It seems like
such a waste, T.C.

813
00:50:00,534 --> 00:50:04,301
I mean, they've thrown out
everything but the kitchen sink.

814
00:50:05,668 --> 00:50:09,701
What's the matter up there?
He said kitchen sink.

815
00:50:09,768 --> 00:50:12,711
What do you know, it must
be the maid's night off.

816
00:50:12,735 --> 00:50:16,534
Not only are they giving our
city a bad name, but even worse

817
00:50:16,601 --> 00:50:19,633
look how they're catering
to that little fleabag.

818
00:50:23,334 --> 00:50:24,877
Think of it this way, Benny.

819
00:50:24,901 --> 00:50:27,601
You're not only our devoted
friend and companion

820
00:50:27,668 --> 00:50:29,901
'but you're our meal ticket. '

821
00:50:29,968 --> 00:50:31,835
I appreciate
the sentiment, fellas

822
00:50:31,901 --> 00:50:34,101
'but I'm still not
entitled to anything.'

823
00:50:34,167 --> 00:50:37,002
Uh-oh!
Here we go again.

824
00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:39,968
What I'm sayin' is,
that somewhere, some place

825
00:50:40,035 --> 00:50:43,334
there's a little girl named Amy
who's the rightful heir.

826
00:50:43,401 --> 00:50:45,900
Amy shmamy.
Why corrupt her with money?

827
00:50:45,967 --> 00:50:48,502
She's better off without it.

828
00:50:48,569 --> 00:50:52,534
'Come on, little orphan, Amy,
move it. I need my wheels.'

829
00:50:52,601 --> 00:50:55,468
I just know there's
a better life out there

830
00:50:55,534 --> 00:50:57,334
with a home and a fireplace.

831
00:50:57,401 --> 00:51:00,501
Where did I go wrong?

832
00:51:00,568 --> 00:51:02,601
For openers,
you're always whing.

833
00:51:02,668 --> 00:51:06,101
Plus, you never stop leaving
streaks on the windshield.

834
00:51:08,501 --> 00:51:11,767
Look at it this way, kid,
things could be worse.

835
00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:14,500
'It could be Christmas.'

836
00:51:21,901 --> 00:51:24,634
We'll never get rid of that
little ball as long as

837
00:51:24,701 --> 00:51:26,500
T.C.'s around to protect him.

838
00:51:31,267 --> 00:51:33,801
Time's running out
on our inheritance.

839
00:51:33,868 --> 00:51:38,101
To get rid of Benny, we'll have
to divert his greedy leader.

840
00:51:38,167 --> 00:51:41,434
How, how?

841
00:51:41,501 --> 00:51:46,501
Ha ha ha. By bringing in
my secret irresistible weapon.

842
00:51:47,768 --> 00:51:52,601
Kitty Glitter.
The real meowish princess.

843
00:51:52,668 --> 00:51:57,318
'Have we got the cats for her!'

844
00:52:05,135 --> 00:52:06,867
'Yes, this is the gorgeous'

845
00:52:06,934 --> 00:52:10,067
'glamorous Kitty Glitter
speaking.'

846
00:52:10,134 --> 00:52:12,534
Go on a date with whom?

847
00:52:12,601 --> 00:52:15,301
Top Cat? Never heard of him.

848
00:52:15,368 --> 00:52:18,301
Believe me, Ms. Glitter,
he's the toast of the alley.

849
00:52:18,368 --> 00:52:21,834
Alley? Y-yuck!
Gee, ew.

850
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:24,467
Geographically undesirable.

851
00:52:24,533 --> 00:52:28,167
Argh!

852
00:52:28,234 --> 00:52:30,434
You don't understand,
Ms. Glitter.

853
00:52:30,501 --> 00:52:33,334
Top Cat's one of the wealthiest
bachelors in town.

854
00:52:36,867 --> 00:52:38,534
He is?

855
00:52:38,601 --> 00:52:43,401
What sign was he born under?
Don't tell me, the dollar sign.

856
00:53:02,534 --> 00:53:05,468
Anything for love.

857
00:53:05,534 --> 00:53:10,534
Oh, I almost forgot my perfume.
The Eau de Catnip.

858
00:53:16,034 --> 00:53:18,135
We'll do lunch.
The Vandergelt Mansion?

859
00:53:18,202 --> 00:53:23,202
Outrageous. I'll pick Top Cat up
as soon as I'm dressed.

860
00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:27,468
Let's see. What do I
wear for a rendezvous

861
00:53:27,534 --> 00:53:32,484
'with a rich,
eligible bachelor?'

862
00:53:39,735 --> 00:53:42,634
I've waited years for this.

863
00:53:42,701 --> 00:53:44,668
Mirror, mirror on the wall

864
00:53:44,735 --> 00:53:48,934
may he be single,
loaded, and tall.

865
00:53:53,801 --> 00:53:56,434
Do you, Kitty, take
this wealthy Beverly Hills'

866
00:53:56,501 --> 00:54:00,201
billionaire with three sports
cars, a condo, and a Jacuzzi

867
00:54:00,267 --> 00:54:02,534
to be your lawfully
wedded hubby?

868
00:54:02,601 --> 00:54:05,151
I do! I do! I do!

869
00:54:08,334 --> 00:54:11,601
You beautiful Beverly Hills
princess, you.

870
00:54:11,668 --> 00:54:15,418
'He'll be on cloud nine.'

871
00:54:21,568 --> 00:54:24,368
Kitty Glitter, huh? What do you
think of her, Chooch?

872
00:54:24,434 --> 00:54:25,700
She's gotta be a ten.

873
00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:27,568
Why worry about her IQ?

874
00:54:27,634 --> 00:54:30,034
She's lovely, she's chic,
she's available.

875
00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:32,101
I'm thrilled, sir.

876
00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:34,401
You two deserve each other.

877
00:54:34,468 --> 00:54:36,234
Thanks for fixin'
me up, Snerdly.

878
00:54:36,301 --> 00:54:38,401
I guess I was wrong about you.

879
00:54:38,468 --> 00:54:40,533
What are servants for, sir?

880
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,734
Enjoy your date.

881
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:47,001
I'm Cupid, he's stupid.

882
00:54:47,067 --> 00:54:48,900
Now we can deal
with Master Benny

883
00:54:48,967 --> 00:54:50,800
without further interference.

884
00:55:01,034 --> 00:55:03,302
'A mace, how primitive.'

885
00:55:03,369 --> 00:55:07,301
Now, I have something in mind
that'll really put Benny away.

886
00:55:07,368 --> 00:55:10,201
Ha ha ha.

887
00:55:10,267 --> 00:55:11,617
Ha ha ha.

888
00:55:16,234 --> 00:55:18,801
Gee, Dibble,
I really feel secure

889
00:55:18,868 --> 00:55:21,301
knowing that you're here
to protect me.

890
00:55:21,368 --> 00:55:23,002
All part of the job, Benny.

891
00:55:23,068 --> 00:55:26,967
Remember, I was once the best
cop that money could buy.

892
00:55:27,034 --> 00:55:30,368
How true. Even Brain knows that.

893
00:55:30,434 --> 00:55:33,968
Hey, this water skiing's
the greatest.

894
00:55:34,035 --> 00:55:37,534
Only next time, Brain, you
should try 'em with waterskies.

895
00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:42,434
Look at it this way.
It keeps him off the street.

896
00:55:42,501 --> 00:55:45,600
Hey, now that's
what you call scenery.

897
00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:47,301
Wowie-zow!

898
00:55:47,368 --> 00:55:49,401
She looks like a TV star.

899
00:55:49,468 --> 00:55:52,600
No, it couldn't be.
Lassie has more fur.

900
00:55:52,667 --> 00:55:54,768
Brain, the tow rope.

901
00:55:54,835 --> 00:55:56,934
Watch where
you're going, doofus.

902
00:55:57,001 --> 00:56:00,801
Ya-hoo!

903
00:56:00,868 --> 00:56:03,534
Don't tell me, it's either
O.J. Simply

904
00:56:03,601 --> 00:56:06,034
or the fabulous Top Cat.

905
00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:08,267
Well, as a matter of fact I'm...

906
00:56:08,334 --> 00:56:11,101
The most gorgeous hunk
I've ever seen.

907
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:13,500
Let's move out, lover cat.

908
00:56:16,868 --> 00:56:21,101
Rodeo Drive. I'm sure
you know it well, T.C.

909
00:56:21,167 --> 00:56:23,534
Well, to tell you
the truth, Ms. Glitter...

910
00:56:23,601 --> 00:56:26,267
Glitter? Call me Kitty.

911
00:56:26,334 --> 00:56:28,667
You're gonna love
the Velvet Whisker.

912
00:56:28,734 --> 00:56:30,868
It's so trendy.

913
00:56:30,935 --> 00:56:34,900
A pet shop. Gee, I wonder
if I could rent a rat.

914
00:56:34,967 --> 00:56:38,434
Rent a rat? Honey!

915
00:56:38,501 --> 00:56:40,800
What you need is
a special someone

916
00:56:40,867 --> 00:56:42,801
to help chose a new wardrobe.

917
00:56:42,868 --> 00:56:47,868
I do? I thought the old rag
picker was doin' fine.

918
00:56:48,234 --> 00:56:51,734
It's you. The latest thing
from Calvin Swine.

919
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,700
Genuine Malibu mink.

920
00:56:57,767 --> 00:56:59,234
We'll take it.

921
00:56:59,301 --> 00:57:01,633
Now that he's in
for all that scratch

922
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:03,768
nothing's too expensive.

923
00:57:03,835 --> 00:57:06,368
Speakin' of scratch,
you wouldn't have anything

924
00:57:06,434 --> 00:57:08,667
in a way of
designer flea powder?

925
00:57:08,734 --> 00:57:12,001
Fleas!

926
00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:15,834
Guess they were closing early.

927
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:16,900
Where to next?

928
00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:19,002
My psychiatrist.

929
00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:22,101
But then again you might
get fleas on his couch.

930
00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:25,901
Ah! What I won't do for love.

931
00:57:25,968 --> 00:57:28,734
I can't get over this.
Me, the legendary T.C.

932
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,801
stood up by a blind date.

933
00:57:30,868 --> 00:57:35,401
Kitty's only an hour late, T.C.
Maybe she got stuck in traffic.

934
00:57:35,468 --> 00:57:37,967
With her looks, she might
have even stopped traffic.

935
00:57:38,034 --> 00:57:40,468
I dunno, guys,
maybe I'm losin' it.

936
00:57:40,534 --> 00:57:42,134
Maybe you never had it.

937
00:57:42,201 --> 00:57:43,568
There goes your tip.

938
00:57:43,634 --> 00:57:46,468
Every minute she's late
brings that miserable Benny

939
00:57:46,534 --> 00:57:50,234
closer to our inheritance.

940
00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:51,735
'Very creative.'

941
00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:55,401
Wherever Ms. Glitter is, she'd
better get her act together.

942
00:57:55,468 --> 00:58:00,002
You drive me insane.
Absolutely insane.

943
00:58:00,068 --> 00:58:03,267
Thanks. The last one who
said that was my mother.

944
00:58:03,334 --> 00:58:07,934
I was teachin' her to drive.

945
00:58:08,001 --> 00:58:11,267
Whee!

946
00:58:11,334 --> 00:58:13,701
Now you're talkin'. Sports car.

947
00:58:13,768 --> 00:58:17,468
Let's order two cars.
A his and a hers.

948
00:58:17,534 --> 00:58:20,935
Then we'll go to City Hall
and get our license.

949
00:58:21,002 --> 00:58:24,568
Good idea. I've always wanted
a driver's license.

950
00:58:24,634 --> 00:58:26,734
'But I keep flunking the test.'

951
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:40,135
Sir, about your order.

952
00:58:40,202 --> 00:58:45,202
Better make that three cars.
His, hers, and a spare.

953
00:58:47,002 --> 00:58:49,467
That'll happen if you
don't use your seat belt.

954
00:58:49,533 --> 00:58:51,801
D'oh!

955
00:58:51,868 --> 00:58:56,567
I knew you was crazy about me,
but not this crazy.

956
00:59:03,035 --> 00:59:07,601
May I suggest Chez Puss'
specialty of the day?

957
00:59:07,668 --> 00:59:11,534
And may I suggest more
of menus written in English?

958
00:59:11,601 --> 00:59:16,600
But, monsieur,
this is a French restaurant.

959
00:59:17,935 --> 00:59:20,867
I'll start out with some
French fries for the main course

960
00:59:20,934 --> 00:59:22,974
'and for dessert, French fries.'

961
00:59:23,001 --> 00:59:24,901
'Heavy on the grease.'

962
00:59:24,968 --> 00:59:28,634
You would know the rich,
they're all on special diets.

963
00:59:28,701 --> 00:59:30,700
We'll start with
the fish tartare.

964
00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:32,534
The bouillabaisse.

965
00:59:32,601 --> 00:59:37,234
- Call for you, Ms. Glitter.
- Thank you, monsieur.

966
00:59:37,301 --> 00:59:40,034
Oui. The fabulous Kitty here.

967
00:59:40,101 --> 00:59:42,468
Where are you, Ms. Fabulous?

968
00:59:42,534 --> 00:59:45,035
I've been calling
all over Beverly Hills.

969
00:59:45,102 --> 00:59:50,102
'I'm with T.C. You never
said he was a mental case.'

970
00:59:51,634 --> 00:59:55,267
To us. Two ships
that sink in the night.

971
00:59:55,334 --> 01:00:00,334
He's not T.C.? You mean
I'm out with an imposter?

972
01:00:00,534 --> 01:00:03,701
That explains it!

973
01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:07,267
Hurray, soup's hot.
I'll take some of that.

974
01:00:07,334 --> 01:00:10,600
My pleasure, T.C.!

975
01:00:10,667 --> 01:00:13,533
Oh, I'm not T.C., I'm..

976
01:00:17,368 --> 01:00:20,934
All wet.

977
01:00:22,101 --> 01:00:27,101
Hmm. Not bad.
Could use some pepper.

978
01:00:27,867 --> 01:00:30,667
Aah. Aah. Aah..

979
01:00:30,734 --> 01:00:33,034
Your check, sir.

980
01:00:40,968 --> 01:00:45,968
Forget the cake,
I'll go for the cookie.

981
01:00:47,468 --> 01:00:50,601
A costume party,
what a great idea, Snerdly.

982
01:00:50,668 --> 01:00:54,101
Master Benny will inherit
his estate at midnight tonight.

983
01:00:54,167 --> 01:00:56,201
'So, why not celebrate?'

984
01:00:56,267 --> 01:00:59,701
I'm all for it.
Waterloo, here I come.

985
01:00:59,768 --> 01:01:02,634
Like, I've always
wanted to be Cleopatra.

986
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:06,501
Ha ha ha. You're costume Sphinx.

987
01:01:06,568 --> 01:01:08,501
We were wrong about him, gang.

988
01:01:08,568 --> 01:01:10,601
He's not the creep
we thought he was.

989
01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:13,234
Don't forget to show up
tonight for the party.

990
01:01:13,301 --> 01:01:15,167
- Oh, we'll be there.
- Let's go, guys.

991
01:01:15,234 --> 01:01:17,301
We gotta practice
our big number.

992
01:01:17,368 --> 01:01:19,935
Yeah, like,
I'm outta here. Gone.

993
01:01:20,002 --> 01:01:24,101
Nobody gave me a costume.
What am I gonna wear?

994
01:01:24,167 --> 01:01:27,101
I have a little surprise
for you.

995
01:01:27,167 --> 01:01:28,334
A surprise?

996
01:01:28,401 --> 01:01:32,601
We found a costume
that's got your name on it.

997
01:01:32,668 --> 01:01:37,035
A dog's head! I always wondered
what it was like to be a mutt.

998
01:01:37,102 --> 01:01:40,967
Here's your chance to find out.
Try it on for size.

999
01:01:41,034 --> 01:01:45,500
Ha ha ha.

1000
01:01:46,935 --> 01:01:50,134
Aha! This is fun.
I'll be the life of the party.

1001
01:01:51,868 --> 01:01:54,867
You don't know
the half of it, Mr. Bowser.

1002
01:01:54,934 --> 01:01:56,534
Ha ha ha.

1003
01:01:56,601 --> 01:02:01,601
Like they say,
every dog has its day.

1004
01:02:04,668 --> 01:02:09,500
Hey, fellas, I'm back
from my big date with Kitty.

1005
01:02:09,567 --> 01:02:11,167
Yikes!

1006
01:02:11,234 --> 01:02:14,234
It's a hound.
He ate Benny.

1007
01:02:19,634 --> 01:02:22,434
Help! Help!
Somebody call the police.

1008
01:02:22,501 --> 01:02:25,235
There's a mad dog
attackin' me. Help!

1009
01:02:25,302 --> 01:02:29,533
Boy! I sure fooled old Brain.
He really thinks I'm a dog.

1010
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:30,668
He he he!

1011
01:02:30,735 --> 01:02:33,035
'Stop laughing, you nasty mutt.'

1012
01:02:33,102 --> 01:02:36,700
You ate poor Benny.
I hope you get a belly ache.

1013
01:02:39,334 --> 01:02:41,700
That does it.
Now I'm mad.

1014
01:02:45,167 --> 01:02:48,267
Nobody eats my best friend
and gets away with it.

1015
01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:54,267
Come on down, you pesky pooch!

1016
01:02:58,001 --> 01:02:59,568
Hey! Wait a minute.

1017
01:02:59,634 --> 01:03:02,834
Something's wrong.
Dogs don't climb trees.

1018
01:03:05,401 --> 01:03:09,267
Oops!

1019
01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:11,434
Right!
They fall out of them.

1020
01:03:11,501 --> 01:03:14,667
That voice. It's so familiar.
Who are you?

1021
01:03:14,734 --> 01:03:16,101
I'll give you a clue.

1022
01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:19,534
What has four paws,
a tail and goes meow?

1023
01:03:19,601 --> 01:03:22,167
Let me see now.
I got it!

1024
01:03:22,234 --> 01:03:25,034
- A cat!
- 'Way to go, Brain.'

1025
01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:28,667
Thanks, Top Cat.
I'd know you anywhere.

1026
01:03:28,734 --> 01:03:30,767
'Top Cat?'

1027
01:03:30,834 --> 01:03:32,767
It's me, Brain, Benny.

1028
01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:35,834
Take a good look.

1029
01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:37,801
Yeah, yeah. It's you, alright.

1030
01:03:37,868 --> 01:03:40,101
I could tell
by your catnip breath.

1031
01:03:40,167 --> 01:03:43,800
That's it.
No more mister nice guy.

1032
01:03:44,935 --> 01:03:47,401
What do you got to say now,
Brain?

1033
01:03:47,468 --> 01:03:50,667
I guess you could say
I'm putting out the dog.

1034
01:03:52,368 --> 01:03:53,600
Ha ha ha!

1035
01:04:01,768 --> 01:04:05,433
Alright, alright.
Knock it off, you animals!

1036
01:04:07,934 --> 01:04:09,533
And that means you, Pierre.

1037
01:04:10,935 --> 01:04:14,633
No respect. This place
is going to the dogs.

1038
01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:16,533
Do somethin', Dobey.

1039
01:04:23,301 --> 01:04:24,868
'Ha ha ha! That's better.'

1040
01:04:24,935 --> 01:04:27,734
Anymore trouble and you'll lose
your tree privileges.

1041
01:04:36,301 --> 01:04:38,800
Eww, I wish you
wouldn't slobber.

1042
01:04:38,867 --> 01:04:40,800
Beverly Hills dog pound.

1043
01:04:40,867 --> 01:04:42,534
This is a concerned citizen.

1044
01:04:42,601 --> 01:04:45,201
There's a mongrel roaming
the Vandergelt estate.

1045
01:04:45,267 --> 01:04:48,700
A mongrel here in Beverly Hills?
Impossible!

1046
01:04:52,668 --> 01:04:54,134
Be here tonight to collect him

1047
01:04:54,201 --> 01:04:55,934
and we'll make it
worth your while.

1048
01:04:57,867 --> 01:05:00,234
I, uh, I get the message, sir.

1049
01:05:00,301 --> 01:05:03,369
You can count on me.
He won't get away!

1050
01:05:03,435 --> 01:05:06,900
Dobey, we're gonna have a new
guest for the isolation cell.

1051
01:05:06,967 --> 01:05:08,034
'Gas up the van.'

1052
01:05:15,068 --> 01:05:17,601
Now, this is what you
call a wild party.

1053
01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:18,934
Two kinds of mustard.

1054
01:05:20,534 --> 01:05:22,768
Nothing like putting on a dog.

1055
01:05:22,835 --> 01:05:25,334
These costumes Snerdly gave us
are like far out.

1056
01:05:25,401 --> 01:05:28,368
Especially his!

1057
01:05:28,434 --> 01:05:29,634
What do you think, fellas?

1058
01:05:29,701 --> 01:05:31,968
I think I just lost my appetite.

1059
01:05:32,035 --> 01:05:34,968
Great costume, Dibble.
What are you supposed to be?

1060
01:05:35,035 --> 01:05:38,634
An ex-cop who's sick of playing
nice mate to you clowns.

1061
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:41,801
Geez! You don't
have to get so personal.

1062
01:05:41,868 --> 01:05:44,134
Hey, I'm glad we finally got
together, Kitty.

1063
01:05:44,201 --> 01:05:45,801
It was destiny.

1064
01:05:45,868 --> 01:05:49,301
It's been my ambition to meet
somebody like you, T.C.

1065
01:05:49,368 --> 01:05:52,401
Somebody with charm
and sophistication..

1066
01:05:52,468 --> 01:05:53,900
...and money!

1067
01:05:53,967 --> 01:05:55,234
I know what you mean.

1068
01:05:55,301 --> 01:05:59,434
Just a couple of hours
and we cash in our chips.

1069
01:05:59,501 --> 01:06:01,900
It's almost time
for our big surprise number.

1070
01:06:01,967 --> 01:06:03,468
We're dedicating it to Benny.

1071
01:06:03,534 --> 01:06:06,401
I still haven't met this
potential billionaire.

1072
01:06:06,468 --> 01:06:07,468
Where is he?

1073
01:06:07,534 --> 01:06:10,001
'Over there. Havin' his dinner.'

1074
01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:12,600
Atta boy, Benny.
Sit.

1075
01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:15,967
'Roll over.'

1076
01:06:16,034 --> 01:06:17,800
Atta boy.

1077
01:06:17,867 --> 01:06:19,600
Now, beg.
Beg!

1078
01:06:24,768 --> 01:06:27,901
What a mess.
But he can afford it.

1079
01:06:27,968 --> 01:06:30,711
Yeah. Like Benny's
beggin' days are almost over.

1080
01:06:30,735 --> 01:06:33,167
Soon they'll all be beggars.

1081
01:06:33,234 --> 01:06:36,634
Da! Beggar-ski.

1082
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,600
Time for our little diversion.

1083
01:06:38,667 --> 01:06:40,301
Quiet, please!

1084
01:06:40,368 --> 01:06:43,901
Friends, it is our pleasure
to present the liveliest

1085
01:06:43,968 --> 01:06:45,967
new singing group
in Beverly Hills

1086
01:06:46,034 --> 01:06:49,334
T.C and the Candy Rappers.

1087
01:06:56,835 --> 01:06:59,002
♪ This is the story
of a feline plutocrat ♪

1088
01:06:59,068 --> 01:07:01,567
♪ And how he became
the world's richest cat ♪

1089
01:07:01,633 --> 01:07:04,167
♪ Who was that ♪

1090
01:07:04,234 --> 01:07:06,468
♪ Benny Ball two feet tall ♪

1091
01:07:06,534 --> 01:07:10,167
♪ Lots of heart
not too smart ♪

1092
01:07:10,234 --> 01:07:12,410
♪ Benny saved the poor
rag lady's life ♪

1093
01:07:12,434 --> 01:07:14,601
♪ Skinny as a hungry mosquito ♪

1094
01:07:14,668 --> 01:07:17,368
♪ She was in fact
a very rich billionaire ♪

1095
01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:19,601
♪ Traveling around incognito ♪

1096
01:07:19,668 --> 01:07:24,618
♪ A few days later
she was dead ♪

1097
01:07:24,934 --> 01:07:27,101
♪ It was not suicide ♪

1098
01:07:27,167 --> 01:07:29,601
♪ She just upped and died ♪

1099
01:07:29,668 --> 01:07:31,835
♪ Her one heir was missing
and so ♪

1100
01:07:31,901 --> 01:07:34,801
♪ With a stroke of her pen
she left all to him ♪

1101
01:07:34,868 --> 01:07:36,700
♪ Benny the Ball get the dough ♪

1102
01:07:36,767 --> 01:07:39,301
♪ But only if ♪

1103
01:07:39,368 --> 01:07:41,868
♪ Benny the Ball
must stay alive ♪

1104
01:07:41,935 --> 01:07:44,368
♪ Forty-eight hours
he must survive ♪

1105
01:07:44,434 --> 01:07:46,568
♪ But if not ♪

1106
01:07:46,634 --> 01:07:49,102
♪ The money all goes
to Snerdly the crooked ♪

1107
01:07:49,168 --> 01:07:53,568
♪ And Rasputin
who's worse than a book ♪

1108
01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:57,101
I wonder if any
of your albums have gone gold.

1109
01:07:57,167 --> 01:07:59,201
Anybody seen Benny?
Where's Benny?

1110
01:07:59,267 --> 01:08:01,001
He was here a few minutes ago.

1111
01:08:01,067 --> 01:08:03,500
Uh, maybe he's out chasing cats.

1112
01:08:04,968 --> 01:08:07,201
'But I still don't understand,
Snerdly.'

1113
01:08:07,267 --> 01:08:09,035
'What's the big hurry?'

1114
01:08:09,102 --> 01:08:12,633
Like I say, the tourists are
all anxious to meet you.

1115
01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:14,600
'They want autographs.'

1116
01:08:14,667 --> 01:08:16,301
Autographs, huh?

1117
01:08:16,368 --> 01:08:18,934
Well, if they're really
fans of mine..

1118
01:08:19,001 --> 01:08:20,301
Let's not keep them waiting.

1119
01:08:20,368 --> 01:08:22,377
Their tour bus
is parked by the gate.

1120
01:08:22,401 --> 01:08:24,700
Snerdly's missing too, T.C.

1121
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:25,701
It looks suspicious.

1122
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:27,735
He'll do anything
to get rid of Benny.

1123
01:08:27,801 --> 01:08:30,767
Let's go, guys.
The party's over.

1124
01:08:40,868 --> 01:08:43,368
They're waiting right
over here, Master Ball.

1125
01:08:43,434 --> 01:08:46,501
It's so dark.
I can't see the tour bus.

1126
01:08:46,568 --> 01:08:48,201
'Here it comes now!'

1127
01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:53,534
'Gotcha, you mongrel.'

1128
01:08:53,601 --> 01:08:56,267
I'm no mongrel!
Put me down!

1129
01:08:57,368 --> 01:08:58,800
I'm a pussycat.

1130
01:08:58,867 --> 01:09:00,434
'Help!'

1131
01:09:03,801 --> 01:09:07,534
So much for greedy mutts.
Ha ha ha!

1132
01:09:07,601 --> 01:09:10,500
Oh it won't be long now,
Rasputin.

1133
01:09:17,735 --> 01:09:21,267
Either of you
seen Benny the Ball?

1134
01:09:21,334 --> 01:09:23,368
He's disappeared from the party.

1135
01:09:23,434 --> 01:09:27,067
Yeah. I think it couldn't have
been that bad.

1136
01:09:32,135 --> 01:09:35,600
Well, you know dogs.
Maybe he's run away from home.

1137
01:09:35,667 --> 01:09:37,334
Oh!

1138
01:09:37,401 --> 01:09:39,001
Skidaddle-ski!

1139
01:09:39,067 --> 01:09:41,301
He's gotta be somewhere
around here, guys.

1140
01:09:41,368 --> 01:09:45,967
Let's scour the area.
Here, Benny, here, Benny!

1141
01:09:46,034 --> 01:09:48,301
These footprints
must belong to Bigfoot.

1142
01:09:48,368 --> 01:09:51,401
I hope he hasn't step on Benny.

1143
01:09:51,468 --> 01:09:54,501
'Uh-oh!'

1144
01:09:54,568 --> 01:09:56,835
What's all this racket about?

1145
01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:59,201
Dibble, have you seen Benny?
We can't find him.

1146
01:09:59,267 --> 01:10:01,743
All I saw was a dogcatcher's van

1147
01:10:01,767 --> 01:10:03,002
and it took right off.

1148
01:10:03,068 --> 01:10:06,468
Oh! Is that all? Let's go,
fellas, keep lookin'..

1149
01:10:06,534 --> 01:10:07,934
Dogcatcher's van?

1150
01:10:09,468 --> 01:10:13,034
Sure. All you have to do is put
two and two together.

1151
01:10:13,101 --> 01:10:15,301
It means Benny's been catnapped.

1152
01:10:15,368 --> 01:10:17,601
That sneaky Snerdly set him up.

1153
01:10:17,668 --> 01:10:19,401
What did I tell you
about butlers?

1154
01:10:19,468 --> 01:10:22,501
If Benny's not back by midnight,
he's out all the money.

1155
01:10:22,568 --> 01:10:25,568
What do you mean he's out?
There's only one thing to do.

1156
01:10:25,634 --> 01:10:28,234
We burst into the pound
and spring Benny.

1157
01:10:28,301 --> 01:10:32,002
You're puttin' me on, T.C.
Us raiding a dog pound?

1158
01:10:32,068 --> 01:10:35,234
Like, it's a suicide mission
and we're the suicidees.

1159
01:10:35,301 --> 01:10:37,061
You're right, we need advice.

1160
01:10:41,102 --> 01:10:45,667
Hello? Information?
Give me Sly Stallone.

1161
01:10:47,601 --> 01:10:50,201
There're mongrels
in Beverly Hills.

1162
01:11:00,401 --> 01:11:04,767
I'll never get out of here.
Nobody knows where I am.

1163
01:11:04,834 --> 01:11:06,534
How long have you been in?

1164
01:11:06,601 --> 01:11:08,734
Since I was a puppy.

1165
01:11:13,301 --> 01:11:15,501
I don't know about this, T.C.

1166
01:11:15,568 --> 01:11:17,977
Borrowing the late
Mrs. Vandergelt's car.

1167
01:11:18,001 --> 01:11:19,334
Perfectly legal.

1168
01:11:19,401 --> 01:11:21,700
It's gonna be hours once Benny
get's his inheritance.

1169
01:11:21,767 --> 01:11:23,835
Where's Brain?

1170
01:11:23,901 --> 01:11:27,134
A-okay, chief.
All equipment accounted for.

1171
01:11:27,201 --> 01:11:29,468
Rope, ladder, crowbar..

1172
01:11:29,534 --> 01:11:32,067
'Where's the file?
I told you to bring a file.'

1173
01:11:32,134 --> 01:11:33,401
You got it.

1174
01:11:33,468 --> 01:11:34,801
He's amazing.

1175
01:11:34,868 --> 01:11:38,867
Meantime, what do we do
about freeing Benny?

1176
01:11:38,934 --> 01:11:41,534
According to "Famous Dog Pounds"

1177
01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:44,867
'his cage should be
right about here.'

1178
01:11:48,934 --> 01:11:50,701
Okay, Chooch, up you go.

1179
01:11:50,768 --> 01:11:53,834
Why me? You've seen all
those prison pictures?

1180
01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:55,334
The guys always draw straws.

1181
01:11:55,401 --> 01:11:57,534
Okay, let's draw straws.

1182
01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:02,934
Here's mine.

1183
01:12:03,001 --> 01:12:06,634
Forget it, Brain.
I'll go.

1184
01:12:06,701 --> 01:12:08,667
But if I'm not back
in ten minutes

1185
01:12:08,734 --> 01:12:10,267
take off without me.

1186
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,600
Yeah!
Over and out.

1187
01:12:19,368 --> 01:12:21,767
Benny? Benny,
we're here to spring you.

1188
01:12:28,234 --> 01:12:30,002
'Surprise!'

1189
01:12:30,068 --> 01:12:31,768
Oh, really, fellas.
You shouldn't have.

1190
01:12:31,835 --> 01:12:34,768
We're so glad you dropped in,
pussycat.

1191
01:12:34,835 --> 01:12:37,167
Yeah. Well, I think visiting
hours are over.

1192
01:12:38,668 --> 01:12:42,267
'Over here, warden.'

1193
01:12:42,334 --> 01:12:44,167
'You dopey Dobey.'

1194
01:12:44,234 --> 01:12:45,401
For shame.

1195
01:12:45,468 --> 01:12:49,034
That's no way to talk about
man's best friend.

1196
01:12:49,101 --> 01:12:51,667
Escape!
Seal off the exits!

1197
01:12:51,734 --> 01:12:53,368
Glad to see ya.

1198
01:12:53,434 --> 01:12:55,434
Anybody here know Benny?

1199
01:12:57,401 --> 01:12:59,500
I take it you haven't
seen him either.

1200
01:13:04,735 --> 01:13:08,334
Here kitty, kitty. I wanna
put you up for adoption.

1201
01:13:08,401 --> 01:13:11,433
No, thanks,
I'm not house broken.

1202
01:13:13,101 --> 01:13:15,101
After him, Dobey!

1203
01:13:15,167 --> 01:13:16,967
Up here, T.C!

1204
01:13:17,034 --> 01:13:20,867
This way!

1205
01:13:20,934 --> 01:13:23,067
Benny, you saved my life.

1206
01:13:23,134 --> 01:13:24,768
What are you doing in here?

1207
01:13:24,835 --> 01:13:27,501
My cellmate told me
about this air shaft.

1208
01:13:27,568 --> 01:13:29,267
It leads to the outside.

1209
01:13:29,334 --> 01:13:32,201
This is the first time
I'm happy to get the shaft.

1210
01:13:32,267 --> 01:13:33,434
We're out of here!

1211
01:13:35,501 --> 01:13:38,368
T.C's been gone almost seven
minutes. What do we do?

1212
01:13:38,434 --> 01:13:42,267
It never hurts to start packing.

1213
01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:44,369
We better wait for T.C.
and Benny.

1214
01:13:44,435 --> 01:13:47,835
'I see some light, Benny.
We've almost made it.'

1215
01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:52,401
Yeah, T.C., but all this
climbing has made me thirsty.

1216
01:13:52,468 --> 01:13:56,101
Thirsty, pussycats?
Ha ha ha!

1217
01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:03,534
That's it! All in favor of the
strategic retreat, say aye.

1218
01:14:03,601 --> 01:14:06,600
But that means we'd be leaving
T.C. and Benny all alone.

1219
01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:10,201
I wouldn't say that.

1220
01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:18,633
Earthquake! Open the cages!

1221
01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:28,368
Now that all the dogs are free

1222
01:14:28,434 --> 01:14:30,267
we can leave
with a clear conscience.

1223
01:14:30,334 --> 01:14:34,834
Yeah, except that my dogs
are getting tired.

1224
01:14:36,768 --> 01:14:41,418
Are you two looking for a ride?

1225
01:14:42,334 --> 01:14:43,735
The Vandergelt mansion
and hurry.

1226
01:14:43,801 --> 01:14:45,700
It's a matter of life and bucks!

1227
01:14:45,767 --> 01:14:46,967
Right, T.C.

1228
01:14:48,334 --> 01:14:52,267
Talk about being in a dog house!
They'll pay for this!

1229
01:14:55,668 --> 01:14:57,401
Clean getaway, fellas.

1230
01:14:57,468 --> 01:14:59,935
Just leave it
to your legendary leader.

1231
01:15:00,002 --> 01:15:02,434
We better hurry, legendary,
before Benny loses

1232
01:15:02,501 --> 01:15:04,434
his inheritance to Snerdly.

1233
01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:07,034
That lawyer Buckman will be
at the mansion by now.

1234
01:15:07,101 --> 01:15:08,768
As a great president once said

1235
01:15:08,835 --> 01:15:10,915
"We got nothing to fear
but fear itself."

1236
01:15:12,968 --> 01:15:15,967
On the other hand, he never
broke out of a dog pound.

1237
01:15:16,034 --> 01:15:17,114
Better take a detour.

1238
01:15:23,935 --> 01:15:27,501
Only 15 more minutes
to midnight, Mr. Buckman.

1239
01:15:27,568 --> 01:15:30,834
Yes. If Mr. Benny the Ball
doesn't show up soon

1240
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,468
everything goes to you.

1241
01:15:32,534 --> 01:15:34,601
Isn't it a shame?

1242
01:15:34,668 --> 01:15:36,700
I wonder what happened to him.

1243
01:15:36,767 --> 01:15:39,034
Ha ha ha!

1244
01:15:40,901 --> 01:15:43,368
Uh-oh! The dirty dogcatcher
is catching up with us.

1245
01:15:43,434 --> 01:15:45,368
'This calls
for evasive action.'

1246
01:15:45,434 --> 01:15:48,235
'Chooch, hard right
at the carwash.'

1247
01:15:48,302 --> 01:15:53,302
'Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
We're open tomorrow!'

1248
01:15:54,601 --> 01:15:56,935
Sorry, sir,
we're closed until morning.

1249
01:15:57,002 --> 01:16:00,401
Now, what's a nice girl like you
doing in a place like this?

1250
01:16:00,468 --> 01:16:03,568
If I was you, I'd hang out
in the pool room.

1251
01:16:03,634 --> 01:16:06,735
Pardon me, miss, haven't I seen
you somewhere before?

1252
01:16:06,801 --> 01:16:10,067
That's a pretty old line, Benny.
But it just might work.

1253
01:16:10,134 --> 01:16:11,468
Hold it! Benny's right!

1254
01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:14,267
Your portrait's hanging
in the Vandergelt mansion.

1255
01:16:14,334 --> 01:16:18,101
You're Amy, Mrs. Vandergelt's
missing niece.

1256
01:16:18,167 --> 01:16:19,601
Where have you been?

1257
01:16:19,668 --> 01:16:23,267
Cleaning windshields, thanks
to my benefactor Snerdly.

1258
01:16:23,334 --> 01:16:25,101
How's dear aunty Gertrude?

1259
01:16:25,167 --> 01:16:26,534
Good news and bad news.

1260
01:16:26,601 --> 01:16:28,901
The good news is that
your aunty loves you.

1261
01:16:28,968 --> 01:16:32,600
The bad news is that she's up
at the country club in the sky.

1262
01:16:34,001 --> 01:16:35,001
You mean, she's..

1263
01:16:35,067 --> 01:16:36,634
Uh-huh!

1264
01:16:36,701 --> 01:16:40,434
What T.C. forgot to tell you,
Amy, is that you're the heiress

1265
01:16:40,501 --> 01:16:42,277
to a big fortune!

1266
01:16:42,301 --> 01:16:44,934
I was saving it for a surprise.

1267
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:47,001
If we don't get back
to the mansion

1268
01:16:47,067 --> 01:16:49,035
the only one with glut
will be Snerdly.

1269
01:16:49,102 --> 01:16:52,101
Knowing him, he's not the kind
that likes to share.

1270
01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:54,001
Well, what are
we standing around for?

1271
01:16:54,067 --> 01:16:56,735
Beam me up, Scottie.

1272
01:16:56,801 --> 01:16:59,500
'Freeze, fugitives!
Ha ha ha!'

1273
01:16:59,567 --> 01:17:02,401
Any last words?

1274
01:17:02,468 --> 01:17:06,668
Uh, yes.
Do you take bribes?

1275
01:17:07,900 --> 01:17:10,034
Do we take bribes?

1276
01:17:10,101 --> 01:17:12,868
Yeah. You know, loot, shekels,
moolah, bread?

1277
01:17:12,935 --> 01:17:15,468
Well, how do you think I pay
for tennis lessons?

1278
01:17:15,534 --> 01:17:19,434
Uh, speakin' of lessons,
you connivers deserve one.

1279
01:17:19,501 --> 01:17:20,967
Sic 'em, Dobey!

1280
01:17:23,369 --> 01:17:26,701
Just as I'd thought. That dollar
doesn't buy anything these days.

1281
01:17:26,768 --> 01:17:30,867
Except a trip
through the carwash!

1282
01:17:30,934 --> 01:17:35,301
Yeow!

1283
01:17:35,368 --> 01:17:38,368
Nice goin', Amy.
You saved our tails.

1284
01:17:38,434 --> 01:17:40,967
He he!
Besides givin' him the brush.

1285
01:17:45,633 --> 01:17:47,733
Argh! I will..

1286
01:17:52,401 --> 01:17:55,501
Gee, I wonder if he qualifies
for the free hot wax?

1287
01:17:55,568 --> 01:17:58,167
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

1288
01:17:58,234 --> 01:18:01,800
Hot wax, tomorrow!

1289
01:18:04,634 --> 01:18:07,168
What are we singin' about?

1290
01:18:07,235 --> 01:18:10,002
Ten more minutes and Snerdly
inherits a fortune.

1291
01:18:10,068 --> 01:18:14,601
That wouldn't be fair to Amy.
The estate belongs to her.

1292
01:18:14,668 --> 01:18:17,434
Thanks! But I'd much rather
have love than money.

1293
01:18:17,501 --> 01:18:20,935
Is that so?
Well, you're loved, Amy.

1294
01:18:21,002 --> 01:18:23,001
So, come on,
let's go get the money.

1295
01:18:32,135 --> 01:18:36,534
Ha ha ha! Just another few
minutes until party time.

1296
01:18:40,335 --> 01:18:43,668
I still don't understand what
happened to Mr. Benny the Ball?

1297
01:18:43,735 --> 01:18:47,967
Like the saying goes, "That's
the way the ball bounces."

1298
01:18:48,034 --> 01:18:52,101
Ha ha ha!

1299
01:18:53,834 --> 01:18:55,801
What a time to run out of gas.

1300
01:18:55,868 --> 01:18:57,668
I mean, don't these
rich cheapskates

1301
01:18:57,735 --> 01:18:59,334
ever fill up their tanks?

1302
01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:00,600
You're welcome.

1303
01:19:00,667 --> 01:19:01,735
Keep it up, Brain.

1304
01:19:01,801 --> 01:19:03,835
The inheritance
is going down to tubes.

1305
01:19:03,901 --> 01:19:06,634
What do we do, T.C.?
We're miles from the mansion.

1306
01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:08,668
By the time we get there,
it'll be...

1307
01:19:08,735 --> 01:19:13,735
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
We'll get there tomorrow!

1308
01:19:14,301 --> 01:19:16,781
Please, kid, don't make things
worst than they are.

1309
01:19:18,234 --> 01:19:20,010
Hey, we've lucked out
their stopping.

1310
01:19:20,034 --> 01:19:21,800
Here's where
we can catch a ride.

1311
01:19:21,867 --> 01:19:24,035
Y-yeah, with the dog catcher.

1312
01:19:24,102 --> 01:19:26,735
Like he'll take us for a ride.
Pound city.

1313
01:19:26,801 --> 01:19:31,267
Well, well, well, look who's
roaming around Beverly Hills

1314
01:19:31,334 --> 01:19:32,974
without their tags on.

1315
01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:34,501
That's breakin' the law!

1316
01:19:34,568 --> 01:19:36,801
You're puttin' me on.

1317
01:19:36,868 --> 01:19:41,668
Did you hear that, gang?
Let's go get our tags.

1318
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:45,400
Eighty-six, twenty-seven,
zero, blitz!

1319
01:19:52,002 --> 01:19:55,234
Way to go, money lovers.
It's the dash for the cash.

1320
01:19:55,301 --> 01:19:56,934
Follow me.

1321
01:19:58,633 --> 01:20:01,101
Hold it, guys!

1322
01:20:01,167 --> 01:20:03,468
Danger, eh? Nobody said
it would be easy.

1323
01:20:03,534 --> 01:20:06,101
Now, watch the master.

1324
01:20:13,034 --> 01:20:15,167
I'll never watch
the master again.

1325
01:20:15,234 --> 01:20:16,835
It's too gruesome.

1326
01:20:16,901 --> 01:20:20,800
Ha ha ha! Talking about weird
cats in Beverly Hills.

1327
01:20:20,867 --> 01:20:22,267
You're the weirdest.

1328
01:20:22,334 --> 01:20:25,768
A genuine Beverly Hills cop.
How quaint.

1329
01:20:25,835 --> 01:20:30,401
Yeah. I hear you all
carry 14 carat handcuffs.

1330
01:20:30,468 --> 01:20:33,201
And you leave gold plated
parking tickets on cars

1331
01:20:33,267 --> 01:20:36,767
that park in no parking zones.

1332
01:20:36,834 --> 01:20:38,701
You some kind of wise guy?

1333
01:20:38,768 --> 01:20:41,268
Officer, have you got
the wrong party.

1334
01:20:41,335 --> 01:20:44,634
I'd love to stay and chat,
but we got date with destiny.

1335
01:20:44,701 --> 01:20:47,134
Tell me, foxy,
what's a nice girl like you

1336
01:20:47,201 --> 01:20:50,135
doing with a fleabag
like him? Ha ha ha!

1337
01:20:50,202 --> 01:20:52,667
Don't tell him. You're liable
to incriminate yourself.

1338
01:20:52,734 --> 01:20:55,568
Plead insanity.

1339
01:20:55,634 --> 01:20:58,900
Wise guy, huh? How would you
like to see our jail?

1340
01:20:58,967 --> 01:21:00,167
What do you say, gang?

1341
01:21:00,234 --> 01:21:03,067
Last one back to the mansion
gets a tax audit.

1342
01:21:06,368 --> 01:21:09,101
The captain's not
gonna believe this. Ha ha ha!

1343
01:21:09,167 --> 01:21:11,400
So why tell him?

1344
01:21:16,234 --> 01:21:18,834
We're here. Just in time
to beat the deadline.

1345
01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:20,501
Two more minutes and we can..

1346
01:21:21,601 --> 01:21:22,844
...kiss the money goodbye.

1347
01:21:22,868 --> 01:21:27,868
Don't say that. It's us, Dibble.
Open the gates! Quick!

1348
01:21:28,368 --> 01:21:30,201
You gotta good case.
Beat it!

1349
01:21:30,267 --> 01:21:32,401
You'repersona non-grata.

1350
01:21:32,468 --> 01:21:34,035
What does that mean, T.C.?

1351
01:21:34,102 --> 01:21:37,101
It's a fancy way of saying
that we're out in the cold.

1352
01:21:37,167 --> 01:21:38,901
Now, forget that
stupid dog head.

1353
01:21:38,968 --> 01:21:42,901
Snerdly gave me strict orders.
No animals! Period!

1354
01:21:42,968 --> 01:21:45,368
Aunty Gertrude would have
never allowed that.

1355
01:21:45,434 --> 01:21:46,968
She had a big heart.

1356
01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:51,267
So does Dibble. Only his
is a transplant from Godzilla.

1357
01:21:51,334 --> 01:21:54,601
What do you say, pal?
We'll lose Amy's inheritance.

1358
01:21:54,668 --> 01:21:56,835
You wouldn't want
that to happen, would you?

1359
01:21:56,901 --> 01:21:59,634
'Think of this
cute little orphan here'

1360
01:21:59,701 --> 01:22:03,467
Working her fingers to the bone
in a car wash while Snerdly..

1361
01:22:05,134 --> 01:22:06,134
Shh!

1362
01:22:09,267 --> 01:22:11,767
I think I got to him.

1363
01:22:11,834 --> 01:22:14,167
Too late, T.C.,
It's midnight.

1364
01:22:16,267 --> 01:22:18,334
'Ha ha ha!'

1365
01:22:18,401 --> 01:22:20,934
'Twelve o'clock
and all's well.'

1366
01:22:24,501 --> 01:22:27,434
I obviously have no choice.

1367
01:22:27,501 --> 01:22:30,600
Being that Amy Vandergelt is
missing and that Mr. Ball

1368
01:22:30,667 --> 01:22:31,935
has disappeared.

1369
01:22:32,002 --> 01:22:35,567
'The estate of the deceased
thereby goes to..'

1370
01:22:38,135 --> 01:22:41,634
The party's over. Time for your
vacations, Snerdly.

1371
01:22:41,701 --> 01:22:43,901
How's six to ten in a state pen?

1372
01:22:43,968 --> 01:22:46,767
That includes time off
for bread and water.

1373
01:22:46,834 --> 01:22:51,501
What is the meaning of this?

1374
01:22:51,568 --> 01:22:56,234
Wha.. You.
You're Amy Vandergelt.

1375
01:22:56,301 --> 01:22:59,134
She's too late.
Everything reverts to us!

1376
01:23:02,134 --> 01:23:04,068
No way. We'll go to court.

1377
01:23:04,135 --> 01:23:07,800
And enter a plea ofnolo
solomea sub rosa contendere.

1378
01:23:07,867 --> 01:23:09,501
What's that mean, T.C.?

1379
01:23:09,568 --> 01:23:11,867
It means they got us
by the short whiskers.

1380
01:23:11,934 --> 01:23:14,101
Ha ha ha!

1381
01:23:14,167 --> 01:23:16,501
No hard feelings, T.C.

1382
01:23:16,568 --> 01:23:18,934
You and your gang
have ten seconds to pack

1383
01:23:19,001 --> 01:23:20,444
and leave the premises.

1384
01:23:20,468 --> 01:23:25,135
'They'll do nothing
of that sort, Snerdly.'

1385
01:23:25,202 --> 01:23:30,034
You and that horrendous hound
have been swindling me.

1386
01:23:30,101 --> 01:23:33,835
But now, I've got
the goods on you.

1387
01:23:33,901 --> 01:23:36,067
Aunty Gertrude,
you're alive and well.

1388
01:23:39,901 --> 01:23:42,634
Alive, yes. I don't know
about the well.

1389
01:23:42,701 --> 01:23:45,301
Oh, my dear,
I've missed you terribly.

1390
01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:48,468
We'll make up for it.

1391
01:23:48,534 --> 01:23:51,001
But... but... I was
at her funeral.

1392
01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:52,067
She was..

1393
01:23:55,101 --> 01:23:57,534
You only thought you saw me.

1394
01:23:57,601 --> 01:24:00,434
I hired a stand-in
to take my place.

1395
01:24:00,501 --> 01:24:02,668
She hired a standing to..

1396
01:24:02,735 --> 01:24:05,034
What can I tell you?
This is Beverly Hills.

1397
01:24:05,101 --> 01:24:06,468
They know how to live.

1398
01:24:06,534 --> 01:24:09,401
To think I trusted you
as my butler!

1399
01:24:09,468 --> 01:24:12,800
All these years,
you've lied and cheated and..

1400
01:24:14,334 --> 01:24:17,368
He's gone.

1401
01:24:17,434 --> 01:24:20,934
"So long, suckers!
Gone to Rio de Janeiro."

1402
01:24:21,001 --> 01:24:24,035
Ha ha ha!

1403
01:24:24,102 --> 01:24:26,835
What's so funny about them
getting away to Rio?

1404
01:24:26,901 --> 01:24:30,001
They'll miss the Mardi Gras.
It was last month.

1405
01:24:30,067 --> 01:24:31,067
Oh!

1406
01:24:37,601 --> 01:24:39,934
'Let them call the police.
They'll never find us.'

1407
01:24:40,001 --> 01:24:42,034
Ha ha ha!

1408
01:24:42,101 --> 01:24:44,202
A perfect disguise.

1409
01:24:44,268 --> 01:24:47,900
Once we're safe on that plane,
I'll get rid of it. Ha ha ha!

1410
01:24:52,501 --> 01:24:54,900
It's even got you fooled.
Ha ha ha!

1411
01:24:54,967 --> 01:24:57,001
Cut that out!
Your nose is cold.

1412
01:24:58,967 --> 01:25:00,234
Hold it, you two!

1413
01:25:00,301 --> 01:25:02,234
Where do you think you're goin'?

1414
01:25:04,468 --> 01:25:06,501
What do you think I am?

1415
01:25:06,568 --> 01:25:09,067
It's you, Benny, still wearing
that silly dog's head

1416
01:25:09,134 --> 01:25:10,301
from the party.

1417
01:25:15,267 --> 01:25:18,101
Ha ha! One thing
about being an ex-cop

1418
01:25:18,167 --> 01:25:20,567
you can't put nothing
over on me.

1419
01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:26,601
We've made it, Rasputin.
Let the good times roll.

1420
01:25:26,668 --> 01:25:28,067
'Gotcha, you fugitives!'

1421
01:25:28,134 --> 01:25:30,800
You're rollin'
straight to the pound.

1422
01:25:32,735 --> 01:25:36,700
'Let me go! Frame up.'

1423
01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:41,801
Let me out of here!

1424
01:25:41,868 --> 01:25:44,834
Don't you understand?
I'm human.

1425
01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:46,900
We're human being-ski.

1426
01:25:49,735 --> 01:25:52,168
Ha ha ha!
That's what they all say.

1427
01:25:52,235 --> 01:25:54,734
Two weeks in quarantine
should take care of that.

1428
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:58,967
Ha ha ha!

1429
01:25:59,034 --> 01:26:01,567
Oh, no!

1430
01:26:02,734 --> 01:26:07,601
Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ah!

1431
01:26:07,668 --> 01:26:09,700
'Rasputin, are you alright?'

1432
01:26:09,767 --> 01:26:11,368
Yeah, yeah, yeah-ski.

1433
01:26:11,434 --> 01:26:13,067
The doors are open.

1434
01:26:13,134 --> 01:26:16,267
We're free!
Let's beat it with a loot.

1435
01:26:16,334 --> 01:26:18,101
We've made it!

1436
01:26:18,167 --> 01:26:22,167
We'll be rich! Rich!
Rich!

1437
01:26:22,234 --> 01:26:23,934
Uh-oh!

1438
01:26:24,001 --> 01:26:25,234
Run for your life!

1439
01:26:25,301 --> 01:26:28,501
Top Cat has hired a hit man.

1440
01:26:28,568 --> 01:26:31,533
Wooh! That was close.

1441
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,468
Yeah. Close-ski.

1442
01:26:34,534 --> 01:26:37,368
Cut! Cut!
Who hired these actors?

1443
01:26:37,434 --> 01:26:39,234
They've ruined
the take by jumping away

1444
01:26:39,301 --> 01:26:41,034
from the speeding car.

1445
01:26:41,101 --> 01:26:44,434
You mean you're making a movie?

1446
01:26:44,501 --> 01:26:46,568
'Yeah. Beverly Hills Hospital.'

1447
01:26:46,634 --> 01:26:48,701
And you were supposed
to get run over.

1448
01:26:48,768 --> 01:26:52,034
Take your place, everybody.
We'll go for take two.

1449
01:26:53,568 --> 01:26:58,368
I'm sorry, mister, but these are
gonna star in a prison comedy

1450
01:26:58,434 --> 01:27:03,434
called "Beverly Hills
Animal Shelter."

1451
01:27:04,067 --> 01:27:08,368
screech

1452
01:27:08,434 --> 01:27:11,468
Well, I'm certainly sorry, T.C.
that you and the boys

1453
01:27:11,534 --> 01:27:12,934
have decided to leave us.

1454
01:27:13,001 --> 01:27:14,377
Huh? What's that?

1455
01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:19,944
Oh, yeah, we're sorry to leave
too, Mrs. V. Real sorry.

1456
01:27:19,968 --> 01:27:23,610
If you stay, I'll let you play
my new toy from Aunty Gertrude.

1457
01:27:23,634 --> 01:27:25,935
You can take the girl
out of the carwash

1458
01:27:26,002 --> 01:27:28,501
but you can't take
the carwash out of the girl.

1459
01:27:28,568 --> 01:27:30,968
I couldn't have said it better.

1460
01:27:31,835 --> 01:27:35,102
The truth is, ma'am, we're all
homesick for the alley.

1461
01:27:35,168 --> 01:27:37,929
Like we haven't slipped
on a bana peel for days.

1462
01:27:40,601 --> 01:27:44,767
I understand, but meantime,
I'd like to have you a token

1463
01:27:44,834 --> 01:27:46,301
of my appreciation.

1464
01:27:46,368 --> 01:27:48,234
Oh, no, we couldn't, really.

1465
01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:50,501
Takin' money
that we didn't earn. Never.

1466
01:27:50,568 --> 01:27:53,134
Well, if that's the way
you feel..

1467
01:27:54,934 --> 01:27:58,101
Yeah, but what do I know?

1468
01:28:06,901 --> 01:28:09,968
Gosh, Mrs. Vandergelt,
does this mean we're related?

1469
01:28:10,035 --> 01:28:12,967
Nice try, Chooch
but I think we're out of luck.

1470
01:28:13,034 --> 01:28:14,835
Forget the money, T.C.

1471
01:28:14,901 --> 01:28:19,600
There's no better reward
than making someone happy.

1472
01:28:21,735 --> 01:28:26,735
Make me happy
and bite your tongue.

1473
01:28:33,035 --> 01:28:35,668
Okay, alley scouts, now that
we're out of Beverly Hills

1474
01:28:35,735 --> 01:28:38,434
let's get down to business.

1475
01:28:38,501 --> 01:28:39,900
What business?

1476
01:28:39,967 --> 01:28:41,767
Doing good deeds.

1477
01:28:41,834 --> 01:28:43,067
I don't hear you.

1478
01:28:43,134 --> 01:28:45,334
Doing good deeds.

1479
01:28:45,401 --> 01:28:50,401
What's with you guys?
Cat got your tongue?

1480
01:28:51,634 --> 01:28:54,334
Now you know why he was
rejected by the marines.

1481
01:28:54,401 --> 01:28:56,767
Frankly, T.C., it's not
the same around here

1482
01:28:56,834 --> 01:28:58,167
without Officer Dibble.

1483
01:28:58,234 --> 01:29:00,501
Yeah. The challenge is gone.

1484
01:29:00,568 --> 01:29:01,801
Yeah. Like we miss him.

1485
01:29:01,868 --> 01:29:03,901
I'm with you, just 'cause
the man's gone

1486
01:29:03,968 --> 01:29:06,468
there's no reason why
we can't keep his name alive.

1487
01:29:06,534 --> 01:29:09,701
Hello. Alphonso,
send over a deluxe pizza.

1488
01:29:09,768 --> 01:29:11,334
Yeah and charge it to Dibble.

1489
01:29:11,401 --> 01:29:14,067
Let's face it. With Dibble away,
the lids off.

1490
01:29:14,134 --> 01:29:15,734
'We can merge with
the syndicate.'

1491
01:29:17,468 --> 01:29:19,301
You were sayin', T.C.?

1492
01:29:19,368 --> 01:29:22,034
Now that I've got my job back..

1493
01:29:22,101 --> 01:29:24,967
Dibble. Uh, make that
a large pizza.

1494
01:29:25,034 --> 01:29:26,900
You'll stay for lunch,
of course.

1495
01:29:30,267 --> 01:29:32,501
It's not the cost
of the gift that counts

1496
01:29:32,568 --> 01:29:34,034
it's the thought behind it.

1497
01:29:34,101 --> 01:29:38,002
Knock it off, T.C.
I'm on to you.

1498
01:29:38,068 --> 01:29:41,101
Thanks, Officer Dibble.
I didn't know you cared.

1499
01:29:47,234 --> 01:29:50,934
There you are.
The richest cat in town.

1500
01:29:51,001 --> 01:29:52,768
How's about a date?

1501
01:29:52,835 --> 01:29:55,034
Good timin', Kitty.
Let's party.

1502
01:29:55,101 --> 01:29:57,601
I told you your luck
would change, T.C.

1503
01:29:57,668 --> 01:29:59,433
...even though you're broke.

1504
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:02,034
Broke!

1505
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:08,301
You know I think
she's beginning to care.

1506
01:30:08,368 --> 01:30:12,267
I can't believe it, T.C.,
you dumped her for me?

1507
01:30:12,334 --> 01:30:14,868
Hi, guys, I got lonely
without you.

1508
01:30:14,935 --> 01:30:19,267
Amy. Glad to see you, kid.
Welcome to our humble abode.

1509
01:30:19,334 --> 01:30:21,767
We missed you, too.
What's going on?

1510
01:30:21,834 --> 01:30:23,135
A picnic.

1511
01:30:23,202 --> 01:30:26,568
If we can't finish it off today,
you guys can always eat it..

1512
01:30:26,634 --> 01:30:29,301
...tomorrow, tomorrow!

1513
01:30:29,368 --> 01:30:33,101
That voice is no picnic,
but why hold it against it?

1514
01:30:41,267 --> 01:30:43,901
Attention, please, chow hounds.

1515
01:30:43,968 --> 01:30:45,868
Before stuffin'
ourselves any further

1516
01:30:45,935 --> 01:30:48,735
let's pay tribute
to the one responsible.

1517
01:30:48,801 --> 01:30:52,568
Good thinkin', T.C.
Uh, three cheers for the turkey.

1518
01:30:52,634 --> 01:30:55,034
I'm talking about
Amy here, turkey!

1519
01:30:55,101 --> 01:30:57,301
'Let's put the rap
on her right now.'

1520
01:30:59,102 --> 01:31:01,701
♪ The end to the story
of the cat.. ♪

1521
01:31:01,768 --> 01:31:04,068
♪ Finds Benny flat broke
simple as that ♪

1522
01:31:04,135 --> 01:31:06,801
♪ Mrs. V's not dead
she's alive and well ♪

1523
01:31:06,868 --> 01:31:09,102
♪ Amy got home
just under the bell ♪

1524
01:31:09,168 --> 01:31:11,301
♪ Rasputin and Snerdly
along they've gone ♪

1525
01:31:11,368 --> 01:31:14,134
♪ And we're in the alley
where we belong ♪

1526
01:31:14,201 --> 01:31:17,800
♪ We're not billionaires
and may we add ♪

1527
01:31:17,867 --> 01:31:19,068
♪ Who cares ♪

1528
01:31:19,135 --> 01:31:24,135
♪ We've got us
and Amy's our friend ♪

1529
01:31:26,735 --> 01:31:28,768
♪ It may sound like a joke ♪

1530
01:31:28,835 --> 01:31:31,101
♪ We like it when we're broke ♪

1531
01:31:31,167 --> 01:31:36,167
♪ Our story now
comes to a happy end ♪